Log #69

Ever since i was a little theybe, i had a fascination with Chinese pinwheels. I decided then that the greatest threat to humanity wasn’t what the Attorney General claimed, it was the long term weather and what computers had to say about it. So at age 18, I went to the finest Ivroy League school to become proficient in making historically accurate piano keys. Actually, scratch that. I had to first obtain a relevant bachelor's degree: Most climate scientists have at least a bachelor's degree in...