I know I have had a fan or two on these forums. I know at least 3 people have wondered where I have been. The truth is Tom Cruise allowed me into his Scientology compound, and I have been learning their secrets.

As I was wandering Nothing’s flat earth. yes, that is true. nothing exists. just like this blog entry. So you can relax now that dangerous thoughts are no longer part of the meta-verse.

hopefully Congress passes bathroom legislation soon opposed to the typical bathroom legislation they are used to.

never mind, the cellular reverberations are causing my inner ear to fret. no longer will i partake in humor you don’t understand

Metal forks, spoons, and knives are a common sight in our homes and restaurants. They are convenient and easy to use, but they also pose a number of risks.

First, metal utensils can be dangerous. They can easily cut or stab people, especially children and the elderly. In fact, according to the National Safety Council, there are an average of 200,000 emergency room visits each year due to injuries caused by metal utensils.

Second, metal utensils are a major source of...