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Trump and Hillary Limericks from The Topic Closed

Posted 10-06-2017 at 06:54 AM by switchtoecig
Updated 02-25-2018 at 03:58 PM by switchtoecig


What Happened


There once was election to tackle
Between Orange Face and Shrill Cackle
Whichever you choose
You're bound to lose
Your ass may well end up in shackles

Remember, said Pus*y Curator
When I stormed down that elevator
I said I'd win big
The president gig
They said I was a bloviator

Remember debates, what I told them,
Low energy Jeb, he just folded
I said to the turds
I have the best words
I made sure that market was cornered

Shrill Cackle did nothing but pander
To east, west, to geese and to gander,
To all that could make it
Through her speech, who'd take it
still standing, but barely could stand her

She tried to win over that cattle
and still had Old Bernie to battle
She said he was phony
He promised them ponies
And all his bros rallied and rattled

The throne went to Crappy Wig holder
But toilets in Palace weren't golden
And it looked so shabby
Less big than his lobby
Well, too late! To it he's beholden!

Shrill Cackle drank much and got hammered
She cried, cursed, threw glassware and yammered
She went to the woods
In her hiding hood
Prayed not to end up in a slammer


Epilogue:
There once was aspiring Empire
Whoever came over she'd hire
But now we all wonder
We worry and ponder
Because her conditions are dire
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