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Your Patron Saints

Posted 03-29-2018 at 03:44 AM by switchtoecig


It's so hard to be an adult in the world today. Again and again you really need somebody to mind your business.

To tell you right from wrong, to ease the pain caused by your mindless delving into dangerous adventure of thinking for yourself. To warn you of all the risks and remove all periculous content from your sight, so you can keep using your head for what it was intended in the first place: rocking that damn good hairstyle and those sexy piercings and tatoos.



And after so precious and protected you somehow paired yourself with another similar individual and produced the progeny, it's also such relief to have someone ready to take on that daunting child rearing work instead of you.


Who needs you to do it, anyway.

Thanks for procreating.

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