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Old 05-06-2012, 10:09 PM
 
Location: Anchorage Suburbanites and part time Willowbillies
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When I posted this Oh Robot……. on another forum several people there got their panties in a bunch.......at the end though it turned out well with a suggestion on how I could continue my quest for the coveted Willowbillie card...........




In the continuing quest to get my Willowbillie card I was advised by dkwarthog that I needed to get my moose milking merit badge……..


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Must be working on your willowbilly merit badge!!
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Working on my Willowbillie card: Stand behind moose – Done! What’s next?
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I hope your sitting down. Next step is actually milking a cow moose. Best way I have found is to put on a calf suit and practice mewwwing.
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Hard to tell female from male this time of year..........the female moose has the one teat right???
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LOL!!! Yea, but sometimes you have to rub around the general area a little before it becomes apparent!!


Well Amber, the “friendly” neighborhood moose, came back a few days ago so I thought that this would be a good time to get that moose milking merit badge.



Amber seemed calm and friendly enough so I did like dkwarthog said and started rubbing around where her teat should be. At first she got a little nervous but when I found her teat, (didn’t realize they became that big), and started milking it she seemed to like it. After I got some milk from the teat, (it sure took awhile and there wasn’t as much as I thought there would be), anyway she seemed to really relax and then she kinda shook her head like she woke up from a trance…….well……






.................that’s when all h**l broke out……...........











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Old 05-07-2012, 01:16 AM
 
Location: Naptowne, Alaska
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Dude, you shoulda worn the calf suit!
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Old 05-07-2012, 09:09 AM
 
Location: Interior alaska
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Good thing you weren't wearing that cigarette outfit, you'd been smoked!
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Old 05-07-2012, 09:32 AM
 
Location: "Out there" in Alaska.
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LOL, couldn't help it....lol
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Old 05-07-2012, 09:12 PM
 
Location: Anchorage
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You really should charge an admission fee to your porch-I'd pay to pet a moose.
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Old 05-14-2012, 10:02 PM
 
Location: Anchorage Suburbanites and part time Willowbillies
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You really should charge an admission fee to your porch-I'd pay to pet a moose.
We charge extra to milk the moose.
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Old 05-15-2012, 08:57 PM
 
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Pardon my ignorance but I am assuming that is a female moose?
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