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Old 03-28-2013, 05:22 PM
 
Location: Interior alaska
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Missing Husband Found by Alaska State Troopers:

The day after her husband disappeared In a kayaking accident, an
Anchorage woman answered her door to find two grim-faced Alaska State
Troopers.

"We're sorry Mrs. Wilkens, but we have some information about your
Husband", said one of the troopers.

"Tell me! Did you find him?", Wilkens exclaimed.

The troopers looked at each other.

One said, "We have some bad news, some good news, and some really
great news. Which would you like to hear first?"

Fearing the worst, Mrs. Wilkens said, "Give me the bad news first."

The trooper said, "I'm sorry to tell you, sir, but this morning we
found your husband's body in Kachemak Bay ."

"Oh my God!", exclaimed Wilkens.

Swallowing hard, she asked, "What's the good news?"

The trooper continued, "When we pulled him up, he had 12
twenty-five-pound king crabs and 6 good-sized Dungeness crabs clinging
to him, and we feel you are entitled to a share in the catch."

Stunned, Mrs. Wilkens demanded, "If that's the good news, then what's
the great news?"

The trooper replied, "We're gonna pull him up again tomorrow."
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Old 03-28-2013, 06:08 PM
 
Location: Bliss Township, Michigan
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Old 03-28-2013, 06:47 PM
 
Location: Corona the I.E.
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That was awesome thanks for making my night !
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Old 03-28-2013, 07:54 PM
 
Location: Anchorage, Alaska
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ROFL!!! I'm going to post this on FB.
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Old 03-28-2013, 07:57 PM
 
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Thanks Starlite9!
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Old 03-28-2013, 08:01 PM
 
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One must make the best use of all resources, after all.
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Old 03-28-2013, 08:01 PM
 
Location: Interior alaska
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Can't let all that crab just go unused! LOL
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Old 03-28-2013, 08:06 PM
 
Location: Naptowne, Alaska
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Shame on you!!!!! But good stuff!
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Old 03-28-2013, 08:08 PM
 
Location: Corona the I.E.
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Inquiring minds want to know how many times can we bring him up.............and will the surface to catch ratio drop?
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Old 03-28-2013, 08:15 PM
 
Location: In the Pearl of the Purchase, Ky
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I'm like wynternight, that's going to my facebook. I'm not from Alaska but quoting the great orator and speaker of wise sayings, Larry the Cable Guy, that's funny, I don't care who you are!
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