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Old 05-04-2016, 07:51 AM
 
Location: Arizona
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I heard that a confluence over Sedona of chemtrails and all the radiation from all the sunshine we get has caused a mutation between the deadly bark scorpion and the Africanized bees so now we have flying scorpions that will hunt you down in packs and kill you! The government covered it up for years but now the Killer Scorpiobees have spread throughout the state.

Definitely stay away!



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Old 05-04-2016, 08:12 AM
 
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I heard that a confluence over Sedona of chemtrails and all the radiation from all the sunshine we get has caused a mutation between the deadly bark scorpion and the Africanized bees so now we have flying scorpions that will hunt you down in packs and kill you! The government covered it up for years but now the Killer Scorpiobees have spread throughout the state.

Definitely stay away!



Nothing wrong with Cottonwood to pay a 1/4 for a home price in Sedona and still only 15 minutes away. I love most every part of Zona outside of PHX regardless.
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Old 05-04-2016, 07:16 PM
 
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i heard that a confluence over sedona of chemtrails and all the radiation from all the sunshine we get has caused a mutation between the deadly bark scorpion and the africanized bees so now we have flying scorpions that will hunt you down in packs and kill you! The government covered it up for years but now the killer scorpiobees have spread throughout the state.

Definitely stay away!



roflmao!
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Old 05-04-2016, 08:18 PM
 
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Arizona is a little wieird but hosts a fantabulous gem show every year!
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Old 05-04-2016, 08:21 PM
 
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I heard that a confluence over Sedona of chemtrails and all the radiation from all the sunshine we get has caused a mutation between the deadly bark scorpion and the Africanized bees so now we have flying scorpions that will hunt you down in packs and kill you! The government covered it up for years but now the Killer Scorpiobees have spread throughout the state.

Definitely stay away!



LOL, if scorpions found a way to fly I would probably move.
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Old 05-04-2016, 08:42 PM
 
Location: Arizona
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LOL, if scorpions found a way to fly I would probably move.
Well, not to freak you out, but all they'd have to do is climb up to your ceiling and let go...

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Old 05-05-2016, 01:19 AM
 
Location: In the gawdforsaken desert
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I heard that a confluence over Sedona of chemtrails and all the radiation from all the sunshine we get has caused a mutation between the deadly bark scorpion and the Africanized bees so now we have flying scorpions that will hunt you down in packs and kill you! The government covered it up for years but now the Killer Scorpiobees have spread throughout the state.

Definitely stay away!

I can verify this is actually true. We have them here by the River. Luckily all the rabid bats that fly around eat them so it's controllable, except for when they drop them in your hair.

That is why cowboys always wear hats. Even indoors.

We've had some success shooting them down with drones, but then some a** shot the drone down for flying through his backyard. So if the state is overrun with flying scorpions blame him.
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Old 05-05-2016, 03:53 PM
 
Location: Arizona
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I can verify this is actually true. We have them here by the River. Luckily all the rabid bats that fly around eat them so it's controllable, except for when they drop them in your hair.

That is why cowboys always wear hats. Even indoors.

We've had some success shooting them down with drones, but then some a** shot the drone down for flying through his backyard. So if the state is overrun with flying scorpions blame him.
A bad day would when the rabid bat drops the scorpion on your head, the scorpion stings you, and then the rabid bat bites you when it comes back for the scorpion!
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Old 05-05-2016, 04:33 PM
 
Location: AriZona
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A bad day would when the rabid bat drops the scorpion on your head, the scorpion stings you, and then the rabid bat bites you when it comes back for the scorpion!
Yep. I just read about that in Arizona Parks & Rec.
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Old 05-05-2016, 09:46 PM
 
Location: In the hot spot!
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This has gotten out of control!
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