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Old 08-04-2014, 02:05 PM
 
Location: Canada
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How did that happen? Nosmas are you the cartoonist?
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Old 08-05-2014, 12:59 PM
 
Location: Portland, Oregon
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Old 08-09-2014, 04:53 PM
 
Location: S. Wales.
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Shouldn't that have been: The "myth" of consentual sex?
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Old 08-09-2014, 05:05 PM
 
Location: Parts Unknown, Northern California
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Shouldn't that have been: The "myth" of consentual sex?
We need another one of those miracle repair jobs.

Let's all pray.....
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Old 08-09-2014, 07:20 PM
 
Location: Hawaii Kai
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Old 08-09-2014, 07:23 PM
 
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Old 08-10-2014, 11:20 AM
 
Location: In a little house on the prairie - literally
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A man dies and meets St. Peter at the pearly gates. St. Pete tells him in order to get in he has to have earned 300 points.

Man: Okay, so how do I know how many points I have?

Peter: Well, tell me what you did with your life?

Man: Let’s see, I taught Sunday School and served as a deacon in my church for 50 years. I brought food to the widows and visited the homebound for many years.

Peter: Wow, that’s great! That’s one point.

Man: One point?! Uh, okay. Well, let’s see. I obeyed all the traffic laws, never stole anything in my life, always told the truth, and stayed faithful to my wife our entire marriage. I raised our children in the nurture and admonition of the Lord, and they’re all happily married and have good kids of their own now.

Peter: That’s wonderful! That’s another point. Now you have two.

Man: (Gulp) Okay. Um. Well, I also tithed 10% of every dollar I made, I led several clothing drives, I paid my taxes on time, and prayed every day of my adult life. I read the Bible every day. I witnessed to hundreds of people and led several people to the Lord.

Peter: Awesome! That’s three points. Only 297 left to go.

Man: Shoot, there’s no way then! It’s only by the grace of God anybody will get in there!

Peter: That’s 297 points. Come on in.

(I can just see it now, fundies will shout "Amen", atheists will actually get the irony.)
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Old 08-10-2014, 04:33 PM
 
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Old 08-10-2014, 06:37 PM
 
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