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Old 02-09-2010, 04:21 PM
 
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Did you hear the one about the agnostic dyslexic insomniac?

He stayed awake all night wondering if there really was a dog.
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Old 02-11-2010, 08:15 PM
 
Location: New York City
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fjvZFbltA7g
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Old 03-12-2010, 12:35 PM
 
Location: An absurd world.
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Jesus came upon a small crowd who had surrounded a young woman they believed to be an adulteress. They were preparing to stone her to death.

To calm the situation, Jesus said: "Whoever is without sin among you, let them cast the first stone."

Suddenly, an old lady at the back of the crowd picked up a huge rock and lobbed it at the young woman, scoring a direct hit on her head. The unfortunate young lady collapsed dead on the spot.

Jesus looked over towards the old lady and said: "Do you know, Mother, sometimes you really **** me off."
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Old 03-12-2010, 12:40 PM
 
Location: Richland, Washington
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YouTube - Atheist Humor
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Old 03-12-2010, 12:48 PM
 
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Once I saw this guy on a bridge about to jump. I said, "Don't do it!" He said, "Nobody loves me." I said, "God loves you. Do you believe in God?"
He said, "Yes." I said, "Are you a Christian or a Jew?" He said, "A Christian." I said, "Me, too! Protestant or Catholic?" He said, "Protestant." I said, "Me, too! What franchise?" He said, "Baptist." I said, "Me, too! Northern Baptist or Southern Baptist?" He said, "Northern Baptist." I said, "Me, too! Northern Conservative Baptist or Northern Liberal Baptist?"
He said, "Northern Conservative Baptist." I said, "Me, too! Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region, or Northern Conservative Baptist Eastern Region?" He said, "Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region." I said, "Me, too!"
Northern Conservative†Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1879, or Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1912?" He said, "Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1912." I said, "Die, heretic!" And I pushed him over.-Emo Philips
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Old 03-12-2010, 04:44 PM
 
Location: Valencia, Spain
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You will need to enlarge the thumbnail for it to work.



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Last edited by Rafius; 03-16-2010 at 02:21 PM..
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Old 03-14-2010, 05:32 PM
 
Location: Western Cary, NC
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I did not know where to put this one. I know it is not a joke, but it was my biggest laugh of the day. Here it is, true or not, I think the joke thread is a good place for it.

I have seen it all now. There is a web site (http://www.halfbakery.com/idea/White_20Chocolate_20Jesus_20with_20Liquid_20Cherry _20Center) discussing their “new Easter candy a white chocolate statue of Jesus with a liquid cherry center”. Wonder if this comes from an Easter rabbit too.
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Old 03-14-2010, 09:28 PM
 
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nothing like a holey shower
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Old 03-16-2010, 05:45 AM
 
Location: Somewhere Out West
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Brilliant. This cartoon so describes the thinking of fundie Christians. I may use this in a sermon to point out the hypocrisy of some of my more fundamental congregants. (No I am not your typical minister).

(Weird I am trying to quote post #231 with the Atheist Eve cartoon)
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Old 03-16-2010, 01:50 PM
 
Location: Wisconsin
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