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Old 05-06-2010, 09:20 AM
 
Location: Colorado
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Old 05-09-2010, 11:58 PM
 
Location: Ostend,Belgium....
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Old 05-17-2010, 02:26 PM
 
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Old 05-21-2010, 01:56 PM
 
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Old 05-27-2010, 01:35 PM
 
Location: Colorado Springs, CO
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A man was being tailgated by a stressed-out woman on a busy boulevard. Suddenly, the light turned yellow, just in front of him. He did the right thing, stopping at the crosswalk, even though he could have beaten the red light by accelerating through the intersection.

The tailgating woman was furious and honked her horn, screaming in frustration, as she missed her chance to get through the intersection, dropping her cell phone and makeup.

As she was still in mid-rant, she heard a tap on her window and looked up into the face of a very serious police officer . The officer ordered her to exit her car with her hands up. He took her to the police station where she was searched, fingerprinted, photographed, and placed in a holding cell. After a couple of hours, a policeman approached the cell and opened the door. She was escorted back to the booking desk where the arresting officer was waiting with her personal effects .

He said, '' I'm very sorry for this mistake . You see, I pulled up behind your car while you were blowing your horn, flipping off the guy in front of you, and cussing a blue streak at him..... I noticed the 'What Would Jesus Do' bumper sticker , the 'Choose Life' license plate holder , the 'Follow Me to Sunday-School ' bumper sticker , and the chrome-plated Christian fish emblem on the trunk; naturally... I assumed you had stolen the car.
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Old 05-28-2010, 09:56 AM
 
Location: Western Cary, NC
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This one is not Atheist or anti-religious, it is just funny.

WHEN TO START CUSSING!

A 6 year old and a 4 year old are upstairs in their bedroom. The 6 year old asks, "You know what? I think it's about time we started cussing." The 4 year old nods his head in approval. The 6 year old continues, "When we go downstairs for breakfast, I'm gonna say something with h e l l and you say something with a s s."

The 4 year old agrees with enthusiasm.

When the mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 6 year old what he wants for breakfast, he replies, "Aw, h e l l, Mom, I guess I'll have some Cheerios.

WHACK! He flies out of his chair, tumbles across the kitchen floor, gets up, and runs upstairs crying his eyes out, with his mother in hot pursuit, slapping his rear with every step.. His mom locks him in his room and shouts, "You can stay there until I let you out!"

She then comes back downstairs, looks at the 4 year old and asks with a stern voice, "And what do YOU want for breakfast, young man?"

"I don't know," he blubbers, "but you can bet your fat a s s it won't be Cheerios!"
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Old 06-04-2010, 09:35 AM
 
Location: Wisconsin
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I'm not sure if this has been posted before, but it made me lol


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Old 06-06-2010, 10:43 AM
 
Location: Colorado
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Damned if God Exists Atheist Blog » 5-year-old on God: “That’s the stupidest thing I ever heard. You’re dumb.”

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Old 06-10-2010, 12:42 PM
 
Location: Wisconsin
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Old 06-10-2010, 04:15 PM
 
Location: NH
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I love it!!
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