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Old 06-10-2010, 11:37 PM
 
Location: Victoria, BC.
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Old 06-12-2010, 10:08 AM
 
Location: Valencia, Spain
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Old 06-14-2010, 11:52 AM
 
Location: Colorado
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Who is the Liar?

The church can do it much quicker - Moronail.net - Ars gratia hilaris.

FAITH The Bullets Are Real. Your god Is Not - Moronail.net - Ars gratia hilaris.
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Old 06-15-2010, 07:14 AM
 
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I thought this was funny....lightning destroyed the tall "touchdown jesus".... I guess he was being naughty & papa was ruffled.
6-story Jesus statue in Ohio struck by lightning - Yahoo! News (http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/us_lightning_strikes_jesus_statue - broken link)

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Old 06-16-2010, 09:30 AM
 
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By the way, I am looking for young friends in my workplace....

Bill Maher: New Rule: Nurse Tacky
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Old 06-17-2010, 12:19 PM
 
Location: Victoria, BC.
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The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments posted in a courthouse is this:
You cannot post 'Thou Shalt Not Steal,' 'Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery,' and 'Thou Shall Not Lie' in a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians. It creates a hostile work environment.
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Old 06-24-2010, 10:10 AM
 
Location: S. Wales.
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Default Sorry if it's been posted before..

A Muslim dies and finds himself before the pearly Gates. He is very excited, as all his life he has longed to meet the Prophet Mohammed. Having arrived at the Gates of Heaven, he meets a man with a beard.

'Are you Mohammed?', he asks. 'No, my son. I am Peter. Mohammed is higher up.' And he points to a ladder that rises into the clouds.

Delighted that Mohammed should be higher than Peter, he climbs the ladder eagerly, climbs through the clouds coming to a room where he meets another bearded man.

He asks again, 'Are you Mohammed? 'No, I am Moses. Mohammed is higher up still.

Exhausted, but with a heart full of joy, he continues to climb the ladder and, yet again, he discovers an even larger room where he meets another man with a beard.

Full of hope, he asks again, 'Are you Mohammed?' 'No, I am Jesus...You will find Mohammed even higher up.'

Mohammed higher than Jesus! The poor man can hardly contain his delight and climbs and climbs, ever higher once again, he reaches a larger room where he meets a man with a beard and repeats his question:

'Are you Mohammed?' he gasps, as he is by now, totally out of breath from all his climbing. 'No, my son. I am God. But you look exhausted. Would you like a coffee?'

'Yes, please, my Lord'

God looks behind him, claps his hands and calls out: ' Hey, Mohammed, two coffees!' [Source: Unknown]
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Old 06-28-2010, 05:06 PM
 
Location: Colorado
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Old 06-30-2010, 01:49 PM
 
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politics + religion equals humor below:
Tea Party Jesus: Blog Puts Words Of Conservatives In The Mouth Of Christ (PICTURES)
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Old 07-01-2010, 07:18 AM
 
Location: Wisconsin
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The number one killer of young Americans is the automobile. However, the Secular Humanists dominating our schools refuse to acknowledge that the only safe driving is abstinence from driving. Instead, they advocate courses in ``Driver Education,'' in which teenagers are taught ``Safe Driving,'' and no attention is given to traditional values. They are even taught the use of ``Seat Belts'' (and some classes even give explicit demonstrations of the proper method of applying these belts!) with, at best, a passing mention that the protection provided by these belts is only partial. Clearly, this sends a mixed message to our young people: it appears to condone driving, and the more inquisitive will surely feel encouraged to experiment with driving.
Stop the wanton slaughter! Contact your school board member and insist that driving be taught in the family, in a climate where the moral implications are not overlooked, not in the schools where hedonistic instructors teach driving as a mere form of pleasure.



found here (http://www.cs.berkeley.edu/%7Elorch/humor/driving.html - broken link)
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