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Originally Posted by 007.5
Heres my favorite ----
Title : ODE TO THE EVOLUTIONIST
Once i was a tadpole when i did begin
then i was a Frog with my tail tucked in.
Then i was a monkey swingin' from a tree
now im a Professor with a P.H.D. !
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I liked that! It reminded me that I copied a few limericks posted a year or so ago by various posters. I think they could bear reposting:
An atheist’s outlook is sunny
‘Cause so much of life can be funny.
Without a hereafter
We cherish the laughter
And savor each moment like honey.
A mininster once shocked his See
by turning to apostacy
"My God-searching led
back into my head"
"I've found God", he explained, "and it's me."
Religion resembles a lobster
which claws and maims like a mobster
The outspoken, it kills
and fear, it instills
and in terms of tithes, it's a robster.
The Bible would have us believe
that we're offspring of Adam and Eve.
God being the wisest,
He figured that incest
Would make us all nicely naive
There was a young jewess called mary
who was visited once by a fairy.
virgin birth the sprite offered
she declined what he proffered
when asked why: "He was just far too hairy."
There was an old preacher called Paul
who didn't like kosher at all.
so he picked up the Torah,
walked down to the agora
and slung the thing over the wall.
Being what one wants to be
Is something the theists don't see
Non-believers, they curse,
they browbeat and coerce
And thereby they demean you and me.
Thanks to the originators, all.