Atheist Forum Joke Thread (Buddhist, Christian, choice, Mormon)

[Roxolan]

[Fullback32]

Roxolan...just wanted to say thanks for the cartoons. They really make my day when you post them. Very funny!

[Roxolan]

I've got a collection of these in my bookmarks. But Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal do not do (good) religious jokes that often, so I have to be careful not to run out too soon...

[b. frank]

Originally Posted by Roxolan

I've got a collection of these in my bookmarks. But Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal do not do (good) religious jokes that often, so I have to be careful not to run out too soon...

Yeah, Roxolan, I have looked at the site -- lots of material and some of it not so funny - but your posts make the cartoonist look like a goddam genius! Hilarious, excellent choices. Thanks.

[rifleman]

Two lions were resting in the shade in their cages under the Roman colliseum. One said to the other:

"You say Christians give you heartburn? Let me tell you: they give everyone heartburn!"

(old Saturday Evening Post; about 1962, I found in my attic.)

[cncracer]

How many atheists does it take to change a light bulb?
Two, one to actually change the bulb, and the other to videotape the job so fundamentalists won’t claim that god did it.

[Lamplight]

[Roxolan]

[sanspeur]

Atheist: What’s this fly doing in my soup?
Waiter: Praying.
Atheist: Very funny. I can’t eat this. Take it back.
Waiter: You see? The fly’s prayers were answered.

[ShepsMom]

A young lady came home from a date, sad and in tears. She told her mother, “Robert proposed to me an hour ago.” “Then why are you so sad?” her mother asked. ”Because he also told me he’s an atheist. Mom, he doesn’t even believe there’s a Hell!” Her mother replied, “Marry him anyway. Between the two of us, we’ll show him how wrong he is.”