They came on Sunday, and left evidence... (believe, pray)

[ShepsMom]

..but i missed them, darn it!!

I had to drink my coffee all alone

[MontanaGuy]

And who were these strange visitors pray tell? Could it be a little religious magazine you're referring to?

[ShepsMom]

Yep, something titled "Do you want to know the truth?"

Hmm, i didn't know someone actually knew the truth, so, next time i'll make sure to stay home instead of taking dogs for a walk

[esselcue]

They always arrive at Sunday at my house, they always UNlock my locked gate and they always traipse through my pond garden to stuff their literature in my door. And they always make me grit my teeth when they do those things.

[ShepsMom]

I was thinking leaving some type of atheistic literature at my doorstep for them, to see what happens. Hmmm

[ilovebdj]

Hey, I wanna know the truth! Those pamphlets just aren't specific enough for me....

[Bluesmama]

Interestingly, some came through our neighborhood weekend before last, first time in many years.

[Bluesmama]

Originally Posted by esselcue

They always arrive at Sunday at my house, they always UNlock my locked gate and they always traipse through my pond garden to stuff their literature in my door. And they always make me grit my teeth when they do those things.

Some showed up at the door on Thanksgiving Day when we were visiting family in Seattle. Couldn't believe it.

[Haaziq]

Get a big Baphomet statue and put it on your porch.

[Mattie Jo]

and it is so easy to actually get rid of them forever. 1. either tell them that you have been disfellowshipped by them, and they will write down your address and never come back, or 2. put a sign on your door that says, no solicitors.