Fun things for a tourist in Austin? (Houston, Dallas: eat, rated)

[EntropyGuardian]

This is the best thread I've ever seen on the internet.

[TXEX06]

Austin has plenty of strip clubs with easy girls. With all that cash you will be throwing around Daddy Dollar's, I am sure you will find some hoochies to accompany you back to the HOtel.

[love roses]

Originally Posted by TheBigGuy

How mature of you to trash a person based on where they are from. Just because I'm from Oklahoma, does that mean I've never lived anywhere else? I actually have lived in Dallas, Houston, and (briefly) in San Antonio, among other places outside of Oklahoma.

But where I've lived is not important. All I wanna do is have a freaking good time when I visit Austin to see my fave bands. Meeting easy women will make it a good time. I actually prefer easy women. Grow up. It's the freaking 21st century. My worldview doesn't just come from the net and TV. Unlike you, I actually get out into the world. I acknowledge the fact that there are plenty of women out there who will *gasp* have sex with a guy they've only known for a few .

Dude, someday you'll grow up too. It'll probably be one of those pesky STD's that finally does it for you. That or a nasty case of Hepatitis. Most people over the age of 25 have had a one night stand and really they aren't all you are making them out to be. Boys that live for one night stands past age 25 are usually commitment phobic and eternally immature. I do know what I'm talking about and I actually still know a few of them. Believe me when I say that that type of attitude isn't really attractive on a 30 something and a 40 something man. All that said, I'm guessing you must be under 25. If that's the case, then more power to ya. I'd go with all of the above suggestions, especially "dirty 6th". Lots of drunk coeds.

[Kosmonaut]

Don't listen to them, go have fun. Check out the Domain if you want to throw around some money and make it classy. bring a sports jacket and make sure to pop the collar.

[hound 109]

Originally Posted by EntropyGuardian

This is the best thread I've ever seen on the internet.

I agree. Great thread.

....& who doesn't want a visitor who will spend "thousands" on food, drink & babes? He's our F-1 fan - S/SW visitor, Oil patch-Trust Fund dude all rolled into one. Heck, he's the middle of the bullsye for the Austin Convention & Visitors Bureau.

Factor in the "Sooner invading Longhorn Country - searching for the prettiest (or easiest) co-eds" storyline, it has all the makings of a great 60 minute PBS documentary or at minimum a 30 minute MTV special.

[Idlewile]

I spit out my juice when he said he was 29.

That kind of prose has 20 year old written all over. Even the 29/30 year old guys I know who are actually looking for that sort of thing would NEV-ER be caught dead saying it because it's utterly embarrassing at nearly 30. No wonder you're left with the easy girls, OP, there's no need to impress them. You ARE indeed strategic in your approach... so you've got that going for you [snaps].

[10scoachrick]

This thread is useless without PICS

[owlman]

Please return to this thread with a post-trip report for us

[Kosmonaut]

Get them drunk on Remy Martin, take them to Mt. Bonnell around 2am when it's nice and quiet. Tell them you have a boat on lake Travis and your golden because UT girls eat that stuff up.

[EntropyGuardian]

Every city subforum needs a pinned thread that lists the best places to find the friendliest and easiest babes. You can't get that info from Yelp or TravelAdvisor. You need boots on the ground for that.