Top threads on other car forums (RX7, targa, Japanese, minivan)

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Saw this post from another thread and thought I'd post it up. Pretty funny stuff.

Car forums:

Mercedes forum
- My wife and her a-hole lawyer are trying to ruin me in divorce
court. How do I get them both killed and not get in trouble with my
medical board?

Bentley Forums
- I used the ash tray today. How do I replace it?

Camaro/Firebird Forums
- My girl slept with my brother and my wife. How can I kill 'em? btw,
I have a record and I ain't going back.

Mustang (Chevelle )forums
-Some punk kid in a Civic tried to race me.

Monte Carlo forums
-Why do I keep getting pulled over, it ain't stolen yo.

Civic forums
-Some punk kid in a Mustang tried to race me.

VW Bus forum
- The Save the Earth concert was a success (pics)

Yugo Forum
- When's the last time yours ran?

Lamborghini forum
- Wind noise around 210MPH

Miata forums
- Some redneck jackass in a Chevy Tahoe just ran over my car (pics)

Chevy Tahoe forum
- Are gas prices going down any time soon?

Pontiac Fiero forum
- Just bought a new flame retardant suit (pics)

BMW 7-series forum
- Where to get service on my Rolex?

Cadillac forum
- Problems parallel parking at bingo.

Buick Forum
- Is Medicare or Medicaid right for me?

Delorean forum
- Just got back from the future and blew a head gasket. Please help.
I'm from 1985.

Crown Victoria forum
- How come people don't never pass me on the highway?

Honda Accord forum
- Mom is giving me the car. Looking for some cheap, used 18 inch rims.

Toyota Prius forum
- Do our cars use AAA or AA's?

Ferrari forums
- Need suggestions about a business trip to Colombia. Want to get in
and out fast.

Porsche forums
- Tire just went flat. Is it best to trade or sell the car myself?

Saturn forums
- Roman candle landed on my fender. Melted and need to replace.

Jaguar
- Is the carbon fiber dash kit group-buy still on?

Mini
- Just flipped the Cooper after seeing The Italian Job. Suing the
movie company. (pics)

Dodge Viper forum
- I frightened myself on the way home from work yesterday. How to get
pee stains out of the leather?

McLaren F1 forum
-Some punk kid in a F16 tried to race me.

Dodge Minivan forum
- Where's the best place to post the soccer schedule so I don't forget
where I'm supposed to be?

Hummer forum
- Had a fender bender today. 24 hurt, 10 killed. Do I have to get the
black touch-up paint from the dealer? He's 25 miles away. That's $35
in gas.

Fiat forum
-Hello? Am I the only member?

Subaru WRX forum
- I hate cops. Got ticketed for drifting in the Walmart parking lot.

Chevy pickup forum
- How do I git the dried tobacco juice stains off the side of mah truck?

SRT Forums..
"Will this void my warranty"

RX7 Forums
- 13B Groupbuy full, stop PM'ing me.

DSM Forums
-Transmission Groupbuy Full stop PM'ing me

Supra Forums
-Head too big to fit in car, should have bought a Targa.

Vette Forums
-Why did I pay $50k for something with a Cavalier Steering wheel

Ford 2.3 forums
-Help! Replaced everything, still doesn't start

Cobalt board
-People keep calling my car a Cavalier, please help.

Jeep board
-Flipped Jeep, good times, pics inside

Explorer board
-Should I use 4wd for gravel parking lots? What about soccer fields?

Kia board
- Just bought new car, what should I do with the change from the 20?

Lotus Board
- Car blew away in strong wind, pics inside.

EVO Board
-An STi tried to race me on the way home.

STi board
- An EVO tried to race me on the way home.

Neon Board....
Where can I find some tyte Jdm Parts for my car and should I do a VVVVTTTTEEEECCCC hybrid swap yo!

SRT-4 board
-does anyone know if my engine is a 420A, i heard their badda$$....

Mines called a plymouth BREEZE.....does that mean I'm faster!

bmw forums-
my check engine light turned on today do i refinance my home now or after i go to the dealer!!!

DSM forum
- my check engine light went off? What's wrong with my car!?!

Honda Forum
-who says fwd's can't drift...i drifted my g/f's civic!...into a light pole. pics!
-I'm so MaD tYtE JdM sOn! My Spoon shift knob gave me 5000 hp!

Yo I reved at an Evo today then lost.. I think i need more stickers!

ford probe board;
- my pop up headlights wont work. neone know where i can get a good flashlight setup?
---- RE: i think walmart has some good ones.
---------RE: nooway man target or ace hardware
---- RE: i got the lights now how do i mount them?
---------RE: Duct tape
---------RE:duck tape
---------RE:scotch tape
- where can i get those japanese stickers to put on my american ricer
----RE: ebay man for shizzle
----RE: i heard those stickers make u fast as hellllllll!
---------RE: a good 20 more ponies for sure.
---------RE: duct tape
- nevermind my car broke down i cant afford the stickers.
----RE:what happened
---------RE:it blew up
---------------RE: duct tape.