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Old 03-12-2008, 05:28 AM
 
Location: Fort Worth, Texas
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There I was on my way to work...getting into a fight was the farthest thing
from my mind...wasn't even on the horizon. I was in a great mood...and then... I rear-ended a car.

So there we are alongside the road and slowly the driver gets out of the car...(and you know how you just-get-sooooo-stressed and life-stuff seems to get funny?)Yeah, well, I could NOT believe it...he was a DWARF!

He storms over to my car, looks up at me and says, "I AM NOT HAPPY!"

So, I look down at him and say, "Well, which one are you then?"and that's when the fight started.

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Old 03-12-2008, 05:49 AM
 
Location: New Mexico
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So, you're saying this guy lacked a sense of humor?
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Old 03-12-2008, 06:21 AM
 
Location: Fort Worth, Texas
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I might have been rude enough to say "You do look more like Dopey then Happy".

But then again, Snow White and the Seven Dwarves is my favorite Disney Movie.
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Old 03-12-2008, 07:34 AM
 
Location: Hampton Roads, Virginia
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Too funny!
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Old 03-12-2008, 08:54 AM
 
Location: Charlotte, NC
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There I was on my way to work...getting into a fight was the farthest thing
from my mind...wasn't even on the horizon. I was in a great mood...and then... I rear-ended a car.

So there we are alongside the road and slowly the driver gets out of the car...(and you know how you just-get-sooooo-stressed and life-stuff seems to get funny?)Yeah, well, I could NOT believe it...he was a DWARF!

He storms over to my car, looks up at me and says, "I AM NOT HAPPY!"

So, I look down at him and say, "Well, which one are you then?"and that's when the fight started.

is this a true story? funny regardless but its jus something i'm wondering.
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Old 03-12-2008, 10:34 AM
 
Location: Fort Worth, Texas
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is this a true story? funny regardless but its jus something i'm wondering.
Not that I am aware of, its just a joke that was sent to me.
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Old 03-12-2008, 06:12 PM
 
Location: northeast US
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This is a tasteless old joke that's been making the rounds for at least 20 years. It's pretty offensive and not that funny.

I think you should feel a little embarrassed to be ridiculing a category of human based on a life altering medical condition they can't change.

Sorry. I'm not with you on this one, but I'm in a wheelchair and I think I've met your type.
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Old 03-12-2008, 06:25 PM
 
Location: Fort Worth, Texas
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This is a tasteless old joke that's been making the rounds for at least 20 years. It's pretty offensive and not that funny.

I think you should feel a little embarrassed to be ridiculing a category of human based on a life altering medical condition they can't change.

Sorry. I'm not with you on this one, but I'm in a wheelchair and I think I've met your type.
You don't KNOW my type, I have never made fun of a person in a wheelchair, I was in one myself for awhile. I spent my 20s with a pronounced limp, dragging one leg behind me with my doctor insisting I use a cane. I spent a great deal of time in my teens with a cast on my right arm and the threat of loosing my arm.

Its a joke calling attention to the fact that at times when under pressure we all say stupid things. Thats all.
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Old 03-12-2008, 09:07 PM
 
Location: Southeast
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well I think it's freakin hilarious...gosh people, get a sense of humor
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Old 03-12-2008, 10:47 PM
 
Location: Chicago
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This is a tasteless old joke that's been making the rounds for at least 20 years. It's pretty offensive and not that funny.

I think you should feel a little embarrassed to be ridiculing a category of human based on a life altering medical condition they can't change.

Sorry. I'm not with you on this one, but I'm in a wheelchair and I think I've met your type.
Get over yourself.
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