Homosexual Cars (luxury car, manual transmission, sports, mileage)

[Tek_Freek]

Why would I care? The fact that a homosexual would purchase any given car cannot possibly affect my decision.

What an asinine assumption.

[cpg35223]

Originally Posted by kentuckydad95

Why the hell do they want/need a minivan?

I was thinking exactly the same cotton-picking thing.

[Tek_Freek]

Is there a new law that states homosexuals cannot transfer large objects in a van?

{Wanders into the kitchen mumbling to himself}

[southernnaturelover]

Originally Posted by Tek_Freek

Is there a new law that states homosexuals cannot transfer large objects in a van?

{Wanders into the kitchen mumbling to himself}

I use mine for all kinds of things...gardening supplies, small furniture, lumber, etc. I even hauled a big treadmill in it, and it's a good thing because it poured down raining on the way home.

[AnUnidentifiedMale]

Originally Posted by Tek_Freek

Is there a new law that states homosexuals cannot transfer large objects in a van?

Not yet, but some religious conservatives in Congress are pushing for an amendment to the Constitution that would prohibit homosexuals from owning minivans and other vehicles that are generally recognized as "family cars". They've said they're not anti-gay; they're just trying to protect traditional family values.

Senator Tom Coburn (R-Oklahoma): "If a gay needs a vehicle, let him drive a Mini Cooper, a Volkswagen Beetle, or some other socialist, anti-family car."

[Linson]

Originally Posted by AnUnidentifiedMale

Oh, I can come up with about a dozen answers that have nothing to do with children.

name one.

[Linson]

Originally Posted by Tek_Freek

Is there a new law that states homosexuals cannot transfer large objects in a van?

{Wanders into the kitchen mumbling to himself}

like a couch. when he has a cast on his arm.

[Linson]

pretty stupid article, btw. i hope the OP doesnt take the article seriously. besides, i would have at least expected to see a Subaru Outback or Forester or something like that.

[AnUnidentifiedMale]

Originally Posted by Linson

name one.

There are things you can do in a minivan that you can't do in the back seat of a car.

[mongoslade223]

Well, I must be gay cause I'm feeling that Audi and the Benz!