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Old 10-26-2007, 03:41 PM
 
Location: New England
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What do you suppose would happen to me if I were to step into the boxing ring with Mike Tyson today? I have no formal boxing training, but I'm in fairly good physical condition.
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Old 10-26-2007, 04:05 PM
 
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You would end up having some not so casual sex with Iron Mike
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Old 10-26-2007, 04:09 PM
 
Location: Indianapolis
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You'll hit three birds with one stone:
1) You'd end up on "Got Jacked up!!"
2) You'd get some very rough, not so casual sex with Mike T.
3) You'd lose a part of your ear.
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Old 10-26-2007, 04:48 PM
 
Location: Phoenix metro
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You'll hit three birds with one stone:
1) You'd end up on "Got Jacked up!!"
2) You'd get some very rough, not so casual sex with Mike T.
3) You'd lose a part of your ear.
Id have to go with #3 from that list! After that he would "eat your children".
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Old 10-26-2007, 05:31 PM
 
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Id have to go with #3 from that list! After that he would "eat your children".
And "stomp their testicles"
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Old 10-26-2007, 05:52 PM
 
Location: Indianapolis
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haha...haha.... I love the "eat your children" line! Classic Iron Mike moment.
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Old 10-26-2007, 06:28 PM
 
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he'd hit you with a clean right and you'd be down for the count. well, if you were smart, you'd stay down because man, that guy can still throw quite a punch
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Old 10-26-2007, 07:02 PM
 
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these are some very disturbing posts, yet oddly entertaining
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Old 10-27-2007, 03:44 AM
 
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YouTube - funniest mike tyson moments

hilarious
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