Do I have enough money in savings?

[joe from dayton]

Originally Posted by swagger

Wait... Do people actually think the OP is serious?

That line about Lowe's didn't trip the ol' sarcasm detector??

Around here, sometimes it is hard to tell

[oregonwoodsmoke]

Hey, I've spoken to people who think they have a good idea to start a business and they don't sound all that much different than OP's post (which I hope is a joke about the sort of people who have a good idea but not a clue about money or business))

[sjdemak]

Channel out all the noise, a small service business needs no more than 3k-5k to start which includes licenses and permits. If your starting a cleaning company that could be done fore less than 2k. There is no set amount to start a business its all about how you scale it. You could do a small web design company alone making simple websites, but to make enterprise level sites, you would obviously need a team.

[Jeo123]

I think the OP needs a job as a magician. The way he made those numbers up like that... that's magic.

[Tcoma11]

Is this thread a joke?

[City Guy997S]

Originally Posted by debtmonger

I think you should start 2 businesses.

BINGO!

Then with his magic math skills he can write each business a check for 1 million dollars from the other business's checkbook and suddenly he will have 2 million dollars in profits!