California is watching the wrong border

[Bluesmama]

Well, I've said for years that, if we had to reincarnate as animals, I would choose to return as a seagull. Take a guess why?

I'd be having the time of my life! There'd be plenty of people I'd enjoy doing a 'fly-by shooting" for.

[gone down south]

We're everywhere....... and we look just like you! bwahahahahahahahaha!!!

[nullgeo]

Originally Posted by gone down south

We're everywhere....... and we look just like you! bwahahahahahahahaha!!!

You see, folks, this is what I'm talkin' about! I see no one is taking me seriously -- except the infil-traitor "gone down south" ... Canadian advance scout, no doubt ... and with the impunity to anonymously tip his hand -- snub his nose at us all

It's not about the dope. I live right along the border and know about the tunnels. I maintain this place as a forward observation post in my campaign to thwart the threat. I keep boats in Calif. and Hawaii as fallback positions (and for a little R&R at times). But mostly these days I remain vigilant on the border. I go north in mufti disguise frequently to gather intelligence -- which, btw, Canadians have in abundance unlike the dearth (of intelligence) in America. I have my tricks ... no problems crossing borders either way.

But I digress.

My point is that it's not about the dope. While it is about asparagus and almonds to some extent, mostly, it's about Citrus! Canadians suffer scurvy easily in the cold dark north. I have explained before. The Innuit and other natives are fine living on caribou and seal and whale blubber -- but those of European and other immigrant ancestry have not evolved yet ... scurvy is their enemy ... they need Calif. citrus.

I do what I can up here ... kind of a thankless job defending America from the silent threat across the world's longest unguarded border ... but someone has to do it. Take heed, Californians. Watch your lemons and limes!

[impala666]

Originally Posted by Phil306

I've brought this up several times. People complain because of the illegal trade of marijuana coming from Mexico. However, I have said, again several times, what about the marijuana coming from British Columbia? Its much stronger the the Mexican marijuana; however, there is NO violence on the border, with the Canuck's. Although, its smuggled into the US, just as much from Mexico.

Of course, the liberal dope smokers, don't say a word...

They fly it in on the Canada Geese.

[1AngryTaxPayer]

I've been doing my part. I've been hunting every week since the opener. Goose for Thanksgiving and Xmas this year.

[nullgeo]

Originally Posted by 1AngryTaxPayer

I've been doing my part. I've been hunting every week since the opener. Goose for Thanksgiving and Xmas this year.

Thanks for your service!

[Bulldogdad]

Originally Posted by 1AngryTaxPayer

I've been doing my part. I've been hunting every week since the opener. Goose for Thanksgiving and Xmas this year.

+1, I also love to shoot and eat their evil cousins the infamous Canada Pintails.

[nullgeo]

Originally Posted by bulldogdad

+1, I also love to shoot and eat their evil cousins the infamous Canada Pintails.

Hey, as the old saying goes: "the only good Canadian [Pintail] is a dead one" ... you have earned the gratitude of our suffering nation.