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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN QUEBEC
1. Racism is socially acceptable.
2. You can take bets with your friends on which English neighbor will move out next.
3. Other provinces basically bribe you to stay in Canada.
4. You can blame all your problems on the "Anglo A*#!%!"
..Well one can argue Quebec has an actual backbone and that they're not afraid to speak their mind; as opposed to the rest of Canada where PC'ness must be first priority in every situation.
I spent 30 years in St Pete, family (Mom, Dad, Bro and one of the sisters)has moved a bit further north to Hernando county (SpringHill),About 25 years ago i got a job offer here in Montreal that i just couldnt refuse so i'm now retired in Montreal and spend all vacations with the family in Florida. So even though i live in Montreal i'm extremely pro American.
Why are there so many unsolved murders in Florida?
There are no dental records and everyone has the same DNA
I thought that was Tennessee, where locals are said to marry within their families (which would explain the DNA part, although DNA is not the same, it does indicate a family relation).
The teeth part (i.e., people not taking care of their teeth, missing them, which would explain the difficult task of obtaining reliable dental records) is normally associated with poor whites in the south, not necessarily Florida, where a large number of people are from other states actually.
What was the name of that Simpson's character? Cletus? That would be the stereotype.
I thought that was Tennessee, where locals are said to marry within their families (which would explain the DNA part, although DNA is not the same, it does indicate a family relation).
The teeth part (i.e., people not taking care of their teeth, missing them, which would explain the difficult task of obtaining reliable dental records) is normally associated with poor whites in the south, not necessarily Florida, where a large number of people are from other states actually.
What was the name of that Simpson's character? Cletus? That would be the stereotype.
Yeah it's safe to assume the TPT stereotype of Florida is long gone now. It's more cosmopolitan and international when comparing to the other true hick states of the south. The joke was geared towards the OP though, whom happens to be from Florida.
My "francais" relatives and gene pool: is this progress?
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Originally Posted by Acajack
Jambo probably didn't get the first joke because he lives in Quebec, which is a famous exception to the stereotype of exceedingly polite and obedient Canadians!
I thought that was Tennessee, where locals are said to marry within their families (which would explain the DNA part, although DNA is not the same, it does indicate a family relation).
Heard in Florida:
How do guys in Tennessee pick up chicks?
They go to a family reunion.
(I think it's a spin off of a Larry The Cable Guy routine, he himself being from Alabama)
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