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Originally Posted by Fat Freddy
My neighbor threatened to shoot my cats because they were staking out her bird feeder trying to catch the birds.
I told her if she shot my cats I would shoot Edgar, her husband.
She told me to go ahead and shoot him.
We finally compromised and I agreed to put bells on all of my cats to warn the birds.
Then a bear came and tore down her bird feeder.
I bet she's glad I didn't shoot Edgar because she had him build a new bird feeder.
My cats still wear their little bells.
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I bet your cats miss the birdfeeder
. I've always considered birdfeeders as a drive-though snacking for my cats. I had a very mean neighbour like that too, many years ago. He complained about my cats attraction to his birdfeeder, I complained about his kids throwing loud all-night parties and leaving occasional broken beer models on my grass, which they would never pickup despite my polite requests. He called the pound on my cat so I called the cops on his kids one night about three a.m. Cops got underage drinkers, drugs, and lots of other illegal goodies.
. Shortly thereafter, we moved to an acreage.
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