I have a very handsome black cat - handsome, but gross. LOL. He's sneezed right in my face a few times. Once I had him on my lap and was trying to clip his back nails. He expressed his anal glands on my sweatpants.
The most recent adventure was getting rid of a cheese cyst on his chest. His partner-in-crime, the grey one, has a habit of gulping down her food like it's her last meal. Because of this, I've had the pleasure of cleaning lumps of barely-chewed mucousy morsels from various areas of my house.
The cute far outweighs the gross, though.