2 lines outside the gates of heaven
At the front of one line a sign saying "Hen pecked husbands" the other line "Husbands who are not hen pecked"
The line for the hen pecked was as long as the eye could see , the other line just add one husband standing in it .
Curious the hen pecked husbands asked how come you are in that line ?
to which he replied "my wife told me to stand here"