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Old 02-25-2012, 04:21 AM
 
Location: Carrboro and Concord, NC
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Something that involves a time machine, I hope?
Or a child with some kind of thyroid/gigantism condition/problem.
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Old 02-25-2012, 04:34 AM
 
Location: Carrboro and Concord, NC
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Portland OR hooks up with Charleston WV over a weekend filled with weed and Pink Floyd (Syd Barrett era), and .... gives birth to Asheville NC.

El Paso gets it on with Newark and ... the offspring is Fayetteville (aka Fayettenam) NC, who is promptly abandoned to be raised by Uncle Norfolk, and (occasionally) social services.

Berkeley CA spends time with Mill Valley CA. There's wine, and - inevitably - someone reads the New Yorker, specifically a long feature on the state of French film. Later, Chapel Hill NC is born, though neither parent will readily admit anything, in fear of their spouses' wrath and vengeance. The offspring expends unholy amounts of energy in a vain and futile attempt (trying to win it's parent's love?) at proving it's smarter than the entire rest of the human race.

Lastly, cerebral Cambridge MA has a desperate, wild, unspeakable night with Jersey City and gives birth to Durham NC.
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Old 02-26-2012, 03:11 AM
 
Location: northern Vermont - previously NM, WA, & MA
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Default What if????

Honolulu shagged Cleveland?

Anchorage was shagging Little Rock?

Santa Fe shags Omaha?

Phoenix shags Boston?

New York City gets it on with Casper, Wyoming?
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Old 02-26-2012, 02:30 PM
 
Location: Detroit
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Detroit + NYC = Chicago
LA + Chicago = Miami
NYC + Boston = San Francisco
Houston + Atlanta = Dallas
Camden, NJ + Gary, IN = East St. louis, IL
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Old 02-26-2012, 02:56 PM
 
Location: Tijuana Exurbs
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Bakersfield had a one night stand with Portland and the result was Redding.

They gave the child up for adoption, but there were no takers. It's at the orphanage still, hoping for someone to show some interest.
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Old 02-26-2012, 02:56 PM
 
Location: South Beach and DT Raleigh
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Long Island moved to California and hooked up with San Jose. However, Long Island pined for a return to the east coast but didn't want the cold weather. They then gave birth to Raleigh
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Old 02-26-2012, 03:10 PM
 
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definitely miami shagged phoenix and gave birth to los angeles
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Old 04-28-2013, 09:46 AM
 
Location: Denver/Atlanta
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Portland + Charlotte = Asheville
Seattle + Phoenix = Denver
Denver + Anchorage = Salt Lake City
Los Angeles + Mobile = Houston
Oklahoma City + Los Angeles = Dallas
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Old 04-28-2013, 09:54 AM
 
Location: Brooklyn, New York
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New York and Chicago = Philadelphia

Boston and Philly = Providence

New Orleans and Charleston = Savannah

Atlanta and Paris = DC
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Old 04-28-2013, 11:45 AM
 
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Pittsburgh gave birth to little baby Erie....but doesn't know if the dad is Buffalo or Cleveland. Little Erie is equally close to each of them though!
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