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Old 10-17-2014, 07:31 PM
 
Location: DFW
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Not defending his actions at all but have you been to the stuffed animals section of Walmart? Ay Caramba!!!!
At least he didn't paint up a Cantaloupe to look like.........
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Old 10-17-2014, 07:54 PM
 
Location: Avignon, France
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He should have to marry the toy.

No! If he was brazen enough to assault her in public what might he do to her behind closed doors? I shudder to think!
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Old 10-17-2014, 08:00 PM
 
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Obviously someone with a fetish linked to stuffed animals and it doesn't just go away. He has probably done this before and will probably do it again and again. Yuck! So many sick people anymore.
Uhm, it's not the fetish itself that's the problem. The problem is that... he didn't do it in the bedroom! As long as he does it in private and doesn't hurt anyone, it's no problem.
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Old 10-17-2014, 08:05 PM
 
Location: Ft. Myers
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Wish we could have seen a picture of the horse in question. Maybe it was a REALLY CUTE horse !

Don
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Old 10-17-2014, 08:43 PM
 
Location: Avignon, France
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Gives new meaning to " My little Pony".
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Old 10-17-2014, 09:10 PM
 
Location: The High Seas
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Gives new meaning to " My little Pony".
My Little Pony vs. the Angry Red Pony.
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Old 10-17-2014, 09:10 PM
 
Location: San Francisco
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Maybe it's time to pack up the jesting ... no point in flogging a dead horse.
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Old 10-17-2014, 09:12 PM
 
Location: Georgia
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Well, technically it wasn't a horse but a toy that he used as an unpurchased masturbatory aid. No animals were harmed.

I get where the guy is coming from, though. You're in Walmart checking out some Great Value grape soda, and along comes a 400 lb woman in a muu-muu riding on a motorized scooter with a shopping basket full of bacon and whipped cream. Now that is a lady that knows how to party.
You were gonna trek back to the magazine section to check out the new Maxim, but now your motor is already running. So what do you do? Can't go to the restroom to rub one out, because WM restrooms = Ew. So you grab Mr. Ed in the toy department and head to Housewares to take care of business.

Totally understandable.
Actually Walmart bathrooms are pretty clean.
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Old 10-17-2014, 09:46 PM
 
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No! If he was brazen enough to assault her in public what might he do to her behind closed doors? I shudder to think!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Tb7q_S80hI
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Old 10-17-2014, 10:56 PM
 
Location: Wandering in the Dothraki sea
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Dear CD Relationships Forum:

I recently met a man at Walmart who promised me the world.
He said he was a Lonesome Ranger looking for love.
After stuffing me with Oats we did a quickie and now he now longer calls.

Do you think I'll hear from him again or is it over?

Thanks
Trigger
Just take some time to mullet over, cowboy. Did you give it up too quickly? You're probably a real jezebel.

Love, CD Relationships Forum
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