Woman trapped in window trying to retrieve poo after Tinder date

[SparklesNShine]

I thought this was a joke until I clicked on the video and saw the firefighters trying to dislodge the woman from the bathroom window.

Oh well, though. At least everyone got a good laugh and a couple of charities were helped out in the process, so it's a win/win either way!

[Mr_Geek]

Can someone break this down for me? I'm having a hard time following lol
The article says:

The amateur gymnast was on a first date with bristol student liam smith when she "panicked" and threw the faeces out of the window.
It did not land in the garden, but became wedged between two non-opening windows.

She threw it out the window intending it to land in a garden but it got wedged in between two windows? Does this mean she tried to throw it out a closed window or something? I'm a bit lost on what's going on. Then she got stuck in the windows? lol

[Tuck's Dad]

Originally Posted by Mr_Geek

Can someone break this down for me? I'm having a hard time following lol
The article says:



She threw it out the window intending it to land in a garden but it got wedged in between two windows? Does this mean she tried to throw it out a closed window or something? I'm a bit lost on what's going on. Then she got stuck in the windows? lol

Well, in fairness, the article did say she was an "amateur" gymnast - I doubt a "professional" gymnast would have got stuck! Just my opinion, of course, but I hope this helps...

[CatTX]

Sounds like a really crap-py date.

[Tuck's Dad]

Heard outside the apartment:

Bystander1: "Hey look, there's a girl stuck in a window"

Bystander2: "Quick, get her a stool!"

[aliasfinn]

When the toilet said " No "
she decided to throw,
the poop out the window
but it didn't go

She then had to retrieve
but could not believe
when her head became stuck
and was unable to leave

The firemen came
and rescued the dame
She felt like a nitwit
so she gave them no name.

[Axxlrod]

Why didn't she just flush it?

[BIG CATS]

Wish in one hand and... well... you know the rest.

[D. Scott]

I had to read it twice due to disbelief. Life is strange though, and if there are plans for a second date watch them get married in a year or two. Ever notice how the opposite of what we think might happen occurs? That's something like this. I just hope the wedding halls plumbing holds up if they do get hitched.

Weird, cringy yet amusing story with a happy ending even at this point.

[bpollen]

Originally Posted by Axxlrod

Why didn't she just flush it?

Post says it wouldn't flush.