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Something worse happened to a coworker of mine once. He had a party and one of the guests (not sure if he was a friend or friend of friend). I assume the latter. He got too drunk and stayed overnight in the guest room. He left the next am. He left a gift too. Not in the toilet either.....he literally S H1T the bed!! and just left it.
Talk about inconsiderate....the least he could have done was roll the sheets up and take them to the trash or something....talk about gross!
A similar thing happened at my son's house a few months ago. My son is in the Army and has a very open door policy to other guys who he might be working with who are away from their families. So an Air Force guy came to a weekend party and they all got pretty drunk. Two guys crashed on the sectional. The next morning they were up early and left. I was there, and I thought it was odd the AF guy didn't even go to the bathroom first. I went to sit on the sofa and it was soaked with pee.
This guy was married, with 2 kids, and had a responsible job. He should have had better manners that to just slink out like that.
I'm older now, but I've been single most of my adult life and so have been on a LOT of dates. I have NEVER had to do that on a date. Maybe I plan ahead well? Or have more control? I don't know. Most people do that in the mornings, don't they? Yuk.
Pretty much, and I would hope my partner would have the common sense to do the same. Although I tend to shave before I shower...
It's a matter of preference really.
I usually shave my beard after showering, as the extra hot water and steam from the shower makes it easier to remove, especially when I immediately add the original amount I would have added from the sink's faucet in the first place.
Either way, I think the saying has a better comedic rhythmic ring to it when said with shave at the end, especially with the first S word in tact.
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Entire thread of everyone's personal poo habits- gross .
Well, not quite everyone's, apparently..., but there is still time...
Actually, I had a slew of related puns and jokes directed at both of them.
One almost has to with this kind of story, but I started feeling bad for her, and decided not to include them, just in case she Googled herself.
So instead...I took liberty with giving you the one above.
BTW...judging by the thread's (potentially misspelled) title, did you really think she was trying to rustle up her dog Winnie?
The dude, has literally the best dinner story in history. i mean i have a few cracking stories but this is simply stunning. you could dine free for a decade on such a story.
the woman has a great story but the humiliation of handling your poo is going to "tanit" it.
If I'm dining out with friends, I do not want to hear a story like this. I'd make the guy telling he story to pick up the check.
Is this normal dinner conversation for the evilcart group? You need a more mature group of friends.
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Oh well. I only had one other dating and BM story anyway. And it was a dozy! haha Now thinking about it I have two. Neither happened to me but friends.
When you gotta go, you gotta go, as shown in this short bit @ the 3:00 mark (if you haven't faced that dilemma at least once in your life thus far, you're probably too young to be posting here):
I knew a girl that would constantly clog toilets with her particularly wide doogers. I mean plum cork the thing.
Some girls are like that.
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, but there is still time...
Oh well. I only had one other dating and BM story anyway. And it was a dozy! haha Now thinking about it I have two. Neither happened to me but friends.
