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Originally Posted by somebodyfromnc
It's all over the place, it's just that the media/social media focuses on the negative and you have to go out of your way to look for the good.
They don't report on the 1,000s of airplanes that take off and make it to their destination safely every day, they report on the one that doesn't.
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It's like Christmas.
50 weeks of the year my wife is an absolute peach.A darling.Can't believe how lucky I am to be married to her.
But between now and early January she turns into a dragon.
Every bloody year.
She starts drinking at times of the day when for the rest of the year if I even suggested I was popping out for a beer at the same time she'd nuke me.
But because she thinks it's Christmas ( It's 9 days away for frikkin' Christ's sake ) all the usual rules have gone out of the window.
This is what gets me - she suddenly starts drinking Baileys.Some godawful Irish drink concocted by an advertising company that's meant to be a mix of fresh cream and Irish whiskey but is actually like I imagine Gollum's snot would taste like.
And I swear I heard the same Christmas song seven times on the radio this morning before I'd even ventured out of the font door.
I hate Christmas with a vengeance.
And tonight I moved into official Christmas Damage Limitation Mode.
It’s the official start of two weeks of hell when my nearest and dearest suddenly drink far more than they can cope with – because it’s Christmas.
And because I drink heavily all year but not enough to to make a tit of myself on a regular basis and now I’m urging restraint on these alcoholic amateurs they’re suddenly Ernest Hemingway admonishing Florence Nightingale.
I’m like the designated driver of getting ordinarily sober people who are hammered back home into their beds.
Everyone,including my nearest and dearest,suddenly start behaving like jackasses simply because it's Christmas and I hate it.
I’m heading into the holiday season equivalent of the Dark Side Of The Moon now and I’ll emerge,Syd Barrett-style,like a zombie on about January the 4th.
I hate bastard Christmas.
Really hate the bastard thing.