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That was a heart-breaker, wasn't it. We always want to help animals and sometimes it backfires on us. I didn't know bison were that sensitive about a human's touch. Dang! Now the authorities want the public to identify the guy.
The Other Bisons: "What? He was touched by those animals with two legs and ridiculously put on that fake skin?"
Baby Bison: "Hey guys, wait for me!"
The Other Bisons: "Stay away from me, you have the coories (spelling?)."
Baby Bison: "Stop joking guys, wait for me."
The other bisons pick up their speed to get away from the coories infected baby bison.
Moral of the story: Don't be touched by those weird animals with two legs and that weird skin that changes colors and patterns on a daily basis. Lest you too will be infected with the coories (spelling?).
The Other Bisons: "What? He was touched by those animals with two legs and ridiculously put on that fake skin?"
Baby Bison: "Hey guys, wait for me!"
The Other Bisons: "Stay away from me, you have the coories (spelling?)."
Baby Bison: "Stop joking guys, wait for me."
The other bisons pick up their speed to get away from the coories infected baby bison.
Moral of the story: Don't be touched by those weird animals with two legs and that weird skin that changes colors and patterns on a daily basis. Lest you too will be infected with the coories (spelling?).
It's c-o-o-t-i-e-s. With a "T".
Heartbreaking little story you concocted there. "Hey, guys, wait for me! Mom? MOMMMMMM!!"
The tourists in Yellowstone are such Jacka$$es. It seems like that park is constantly dealing with people who think the park is a petting zoo.
I doubt they will find the guy.
I don't know why they didn't look into donating the baby bison to one of the zoos such as the Bronx Zoo who has a bison program where they've been busy making pure bison with no cattle DNA. I wonder if the baby is descended from a Bronx Zoo bison.
The Other Bisons: "What? He was touched by those animals with two legs and ridiculously put on that fake skin?"
Baby Bison: "Hey guys, wait for me!"
The Other Bisons: "Stay away from me, you have the coories (spelling?)."
Baby Bison: "Stop joking guys, wait for me."
The other bisons pick up their speed to get away from the coories infected baby bison.
Moral of the story: Don't be touched by those weird animals with two legs and that weird skin that changes colors and patterns on a daily basis. Lest you too will be infected with the coories (spelling?).
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