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Old 07-10-2019, 12:38 PM
 
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Law enforcement officers in Missouri managed to capture a man wanted for possession of a controlled substance after he farted.

https://www.usatoday.com/videos/news...ce/1691476001/






Nothing funnier than real life!
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Old 07-10-2019, 12:48 PM
 
Location: South Bay Native
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That big slip blew his cover.
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Old 07-10-2019, 01:33 PM
 
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAh America.


Hhome bitter, sweet home.
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Old 07-10-2019, 02:15 PM
 
Location: StlNoco Mo, where the woodbine twineth
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The man decided to hide
His bowels were restless inside
As the cops came near
A sound they did hear
A fart had become their guide
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Old 07-12-2019, 08:11 AM
 
Location: USA
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I'll bet the cops had a field day with this story back at headquarters.
Too funny!
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Old 07-12-2019, 11:56 AM
 
Location: Seattle
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Ain't that a gas!
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Old 07-12-2019, 02:31 PM
 
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A belch is merely gas from the heart
But, when it takes a downward turn
It becomes a fart!
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Old 07-13-2019, 08:40 AM
 
Location: Between West Chester and Chester, PA
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Old 07-13-2019, 10:40 AM
 
Location: San Diego CA
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Couple tablets of Beano and the guy would have been home free.
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Old 07-14-2019, 08:47 AM
 
Location: Los Angeles
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Speaking of farts, check out Jack Vale on youtube:
https://youtu.be/0QcXvAM79uE

Kinda grows on you.
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