Teen gets USB cable stuck in penis in backfired attempt to measure length

[Cuzzant]

So if his calculation actually worked, what would he have done - walk around with the USB cable in hand and say, “my schlong is this long!”

I wonder if this act violated any penal code?

[MillennialUrbanist]

Originally Posted by Cuzzant

I wonder if this act violated any penal code?

You spelled "penile" wrong.

[elvis44102]

tide pod abuse?

[NCSweettea]

Ever heard of a ruler? Lol

[L00k4ward]

Originally Posted by mike1003

https://www.foxnews.com/health/teen-...e-penis-length





Either very stupid or very kinky. Either way, play dumb games - win stupid prizes


Ouchie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The comments below the linked article are hilarious - highly recommended.

[mike1003]

Originally Posted by WRM20

Have a second kidney stone? Call back when you hit more than 6, my current number.

OUCHIE! I really feel for you

[USMC1984]

Bits and bytes


or





Bytes that bit

[thatdurncat13]

And these kids grow up and become contributors to society.
Heaven help us.

[Kristinas_Cap]

The Tide Pod generation strikes again!

[gg]

Seems more like a body mutilation type of thing than anything. Some people are into that. Cutting themselves, piercing their penis and all kinds of things. Hope he gets some help. I don't think measuring is the real situation, it is mutilation. JMHO.