Teen gets USB cable stuck in penis in backfired attempt to measure length

[mike1003]

Originally Posted by thatdurncat13

And these kids grow up and become contributors to society.
Heaven help us.

At this rate, they aren't going to grow up!


And, I really think this idiot was looking for a new way to play with himself! Checking the length? BS!!!!!!!

[The Very Man Himself]

I've had a camera inserted under local anesthetic, didn't feel a thing.

Sounding is done on both men and women.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Urethral_sounding

[fleetiebelle]

Originally Posted by The Very Man Himself

I've had a camera inserted under local anesthetic, didn't feel a thing.

Sounding is done on both men and women.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Urethral_sounding

But there are special tools and toys especially made for that. Even if a dumb teen was using what he had on hand, a USB cable doesn't make much sense.

[CatTX]

Maybe he fell on it!

[Dwatted Wabbit]

Good holy God.

I know I say this many times every day, but how in God's name is it possible to be that stupid?

So what will his classmates call him when they make fun of him? Coax boy? Wirebone? Bleed baby bleed?

[BurroBridge]

It like "new math". These kids nowadays have to do everything the hard way. Instead of just using a six inch ruler, he had to insert a wire.

[The Very Man Himself]

I always understood that the standard unit of measure is the Dollar Bill. Longer and you're in the big leagues.

[oceangaia]

I wonder if he got a charge out of it?

[BostonMike7]

I have questions.....


But i don't want to know.



Wow

[Timaea]

I'm loving the funny comments, but yeah... I'm sure measuring had little to do with it. It was closer to the 'I was repairing my bike naked and fell on the handle bar' type deal.