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Old 09-17-2021, 10:53 PM
 
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The plugged-up boy’s family transported him to the hospital after he began urinating blood. After initial attempts to remove the wire failed, the teen was transferred to University College Hospital London to see if they could extricate the intra-penile measuring tape.


Per the report, the embarrassed boy asked to speak to doctors without his mother present, whereupon he "confessed" to his frightening escapade.


Subsequent X-rays revealed that there was a veritable Gordian Knot of USB wire inside the teenager, which required surgeons to make an incision in the region between his genitals and anus to yank it out. They pulled the spooled end through the hole first, cutting it free from the rest of the wire before removing the remaining bits — literally pulling the plug.

Either very stupid or very kinky. Either way, play dumb games - win stupid prizes


Ouchie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Old 09-17-2021, 10:59 PM
 
Location: Oklahoma
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I would rather have a second kidney stone than try to imagine what that kid must have felt during any of that. Sweet merciful crap, just when you think you've heard it all...
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Old 09-17-2021, 11:15 PM
 
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Pretty bloody stupid!!!!

My lord......

Bloody is right!
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Old 09-17-2021, 11:15 PM
 
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He must be really dumb...does he not know what a ruler or measuring tape is? Im not even sure I can understand the logic of what he did...how would that give him a measurement?
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Old 09-17-2021, 11:27 PM
 
Location: King County, WA
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Universal Scr*t*m Blocker

Well at least he didn't die of sexual asphyxia or some such thing. Good luck kid.
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Old 09-18-2021, 12:18 AM
 
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...which required surgeons to make an incision in the region between his genitals and his anus to yank it out
Okay, so that confirms the expression when someone says says that they'll rip you a new sshole.
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Old 09-18-2021, 12:27 AM
 
Location: Jacksonville, FL
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Can anyone think of a way in which measuring the length of your penis involves putting a usb cable inside of you? I’m fairly sure the measuring story is a fabrication, but I’m not gonna push for the real story. One, the kid’s embarrassed enough and two, I’m just about positive I don’t want to know.
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Old 09-18-2021, 02:58 AM
 
Location: Florida
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Must be when kids have only learned math by calculator and don't know about old fashioned rulers.
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Old 09-18-2021, 03:18 AM
 
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So was it micro, mini or lighting?


Hope he got the results he was looking for.
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Old 09-18-2021, 03:42 AM
 
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Dang! Back in MY day all we had available was a shielded coax with an RG6 connector!
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