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Old 02-18-2010, 10:07 AM
 
Location: Wherever women are
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I was rushing for the office this am.

Waiting in the left turn signal.

Stripping a banana.

Bite.

Green arrow. Mine was the first car.

There was a cop car in the left intersection waiting at RED, which I hadn't noticed, stupid me. Someone apparently spotted one Antlered Chamataka turning slowly and carefully with one hand and banana biting with the other.

Sirens.

Pull over. Who comes out is the hottest female cop I have ever seen ALL MY LIFE

She checks my license and registration card. She says she wants to give me a ticket for careless driving in a turn. I plead that it can't really be a ticket for a hungry boy eating banana, and no accident, no speeding, nothing.

She thinks for a bit and decides to let me go with a warning. Seriously?? Banana eating is a crime?

But I got over it. I then told her she is hottest cop I had ever seen

She smiled big. "Go to work, Anthony, you're late", she said and vanished.

Is hitting on a cop a crime punishable under US/Colorado law??
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Old 02-18-2010, 10:13 AM
 
Location: Colorado
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Originally Posted by Antlered Chamataka View Post
I was rushing for the office this am.

Waiting in the left turn signal.

Stripping a banana.

Bite.

Green arrow. Mine was the first car.

There was a cop car in the left intersection waiting at RED, which I hadn't noticed, stupid me. Someone apparently spotted one Antlered Chamataka turning slowly and carefully with one hand and banana biting with the other.

Sirens.

Pull over. Who comes out is the hottest female cop I have ever seen ALL MY LIFE

She checks my license and registration card. She says she wants to give me a ticket for careless driving in a turn. I plead that it can't really be a ticket for a hungry boy eating banana, and no accident, no speeding, nothing.

She thinks for a bit and decides to let me go with a warning. Seriously?? Banana eating is a crime?

But I got over it. I then told her she is hottest cop I had ever seen

She smiled big. "Go to work, Anthony, you're late", she said and vanished.

Is hitting on a cop a crime punishable under US/Colorado law??
OK. Where exactly was this intersection?! I'm due for a traffic ticket!
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Old 02-18-2010, 10:24 AM
 
Location: Wherever women are
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OK. Where exactly was this intersection?! I'm due for a traffic ticket!
Exit 193. The signal before getting into Lincoln. I'm betting she belongs to either Lone Tree, Parker or some Arapahoe sheriff department. But one can't really tell, this state is a little different. There is a place on quebec where one can stand and see signs of 3 cities - centennial, lone tree and highlands ranch. Two intersections and you're in a new city/town

I am not really sure, I was shell shocked I couldn't react well to trace her whereabouts. Generally the police vehicle tells you the county or city name.

I was also nervous about getting a ticket and going to a judge. Frankly, I've never had tickets except parking ones.
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Old 02-18-2010, 10:27 AM
 
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... Is hitting on a cop a crime punishable under US/Colorado law??
If she's like the cops we had back in Baltimore, in the 1960's, your name has been given to the Selective Service System and a letter that begins with the word 'greetings' will arrive in your mailbox within 3 weeks. There's a "hot" drill instructor at Fort Benning named Brunhilde who has opened a file with your name on it. You're a natural for the Army's super secret "Khyber Pass" Ranger Battalion.

Thank you for serving.
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Old 02-18-2010, 12:29 PM
 
Location: Englewood,CO
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Exit 193. The signal before getting into Lincoln. I'm betting she belongs to either Lone Tree, Parker or some Arapahoe sheriff department. But one can't really tell, this state is a little different. There is a place on quebec where one can stand and see signs of 3 cities - centennial, lone tree and highlands ranch. Two intersections and you're in a new city/town
It was probably Lone Tree.

My zip code is split between Arapahoe and Douglas counties as well as Centennial, Greenwood Village and Castlewood.
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Old 02-18-2010, 01:20 PM
 
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It was probably Lone Tree.

My zip code is split between Arapahoe and Douglas counties as well as Centennial, Greenwood Village and Castlewood.
Lone Tree probably. Might also have been Douglas County. That's way out of Arapahoe County and you'll recognized them because they wear light blue uniforms.

I haven't heard the term Castlewood used in a while for that area!
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Old 02-18-2010, 01:35 PM
 
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"Go to work, Anthony, you're late"
LOVE her!
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Old 02-18-2010, 05:56 PM
 
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You and I must be running in the same circles, though we're hundreds of miles away. I'm totally being profiled whenever I go to the park, myself. There's this cop making all kinds of excuses to talk to me. Me thinks he likey.
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Old 02-18-2010, 11:09 PM
 
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Let me count. Ummm.. I'm taking 6 bananas tomorrow.

Six intersections before I reach work

Just kidding
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Old 02-18-2010, 11:15 PM
 
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You and I must be running in the same circles, though we're hundreds of miles away. I'm totally being profiled whenever I go to the park, myself. There's this cop making all kinds of excuses to talk to me. Me thinks he likey.
You need to button your shirt fully up while talking to cops

On profiling, you need to see my airport exploits. Have you seen the movie harold and kumar. That's exactly what happens to me each time LMAO. I get special treatment in the little glass chamber while the other people in the other queue take a free peek at the "celebrity"

Once I asked this old security officer who was microscoping my passport in LA, "Does it read Mohammad?". He started laughing.

By the way, I wasn't being profiled by this officer. She just asked me out of my car
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