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Old 01-09-2009, 09:07 AM
 
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Okay, some humor during the depression.. post your favorite reasons.

Top Ten list of 'Why the Porn Industry needs a Bailout'

10 - Ron Jeremy needs 1 billion to keep his extenze business running.

9 - If not bailed out asap, there will be no new 'enhancements' for the ladies.

8 - Playboy and playgirl magazines will have to be merged, Burt Reynolds upset.

your turn....
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Old 01-09-2009, 10:08 AM
 
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7. Physical media sales profits for the past four quarters have remained limp.
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Old 01-09-2009, 10:16 AM
 
Location: Sanford, FL
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Peter North

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Old 01-09-2009, 10:23 AM
 
Location: Oak Park, IL
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The economic predictions of deflation will have a particularly severe impact on this industry resulting in a loss of jobs (of all kinds.)
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Old 01-09-2009, 11:30 AM
 
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It's the porn industry, for Chrissakes.....it's gotta have a physical - I mean fiscal - stimulus.
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Old 01-09-2009, 12:31 PM
 
Location: Honolulu, HI
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90% of all websites on the internet will be shut down
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Old 01-09-2009, 12:48 PM
 
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Sales of large screen TV's and monitors will suffer
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Old 01-09-2009, 12:53 PM
 
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Unenployment among actors and actresses that can't act but are well endowed, will soar.
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Old 01-09-2009, 01:28 PM
 
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Would you really want the ex 'fluffers' getting a job serving you food?
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Old 01-09-2009, 01:44 PM
 
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Would you really want the ex 'fluffers' getting a job serving you food?
They could get a job as FedEx/UPS package handlers. They have that gentle touch that would greatly reduce broken items.
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