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Old 11-25-2008, 12:08 AM
 
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SOCCER

my wife made me mad and i felt like i wanted to SOCCER
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Old 11-25-2008, 12:12 AM
 
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DOG

my wife bout me a lemon tree so i went in the back DOG it in the ground
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Old 11-25-2008, 11:45 AM
 
Location: El Paso, TX
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Manuel, you don't like your wife much do you, and the last one just does not work.

Bought not bout
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Old 11-25-2008, 04:54 PM
 
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TIRE

i was running on the track with my wife and i told her to stop because i was TIRE.
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Old 11-25-2008, 06:54 PM
 
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WATER: My girl gets mad and I don't even know WATER problem is.

BRIEF: My girlfriend farted... bad, and I couldn't BRIEF.

MUSHROOM: When all my family gets in the car, there's not MUSHROOM.

CHICKEN: My girl wanted me to go to the store, but CHICKEN go by herself.

JULY: You told me you were going out with friends and JULY to me! JULYER.

WAFER: I wanted to go with my mom to the flea market but she didn't WAFER me.

HERPES: I have some cake to share with my wife- this is my piece and this is HERPES.

TISSUE: I told you if you didn't know how to do it, I could TISSUE.

HARASSMENT: My old lady caught me in bed with my girlfriend, so I said HARASSMENT nothing to me.

CASHEW: I was running after you but I couldn't CASHEW.

BISHOP: We went out to the club and my old lady got drunk and fell down, so I had to pick the BISHOP.

JUICY: Hey, I'm looking for Chuy, tell me if JUICY him.

JAMAICA: Will you stop singing that Loverboy song? Because JAMAICA me crazy.
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Old 11-25-2008, 07:09 PM
 
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ANT

i told my wife to massage my back ANT she said no.
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Old 11-25-2008, 07:17 PM
 
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CHEESE-ITZ

while i clean the house all day,my wife CHEESE-ITZ around all day.
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Old 11-25-2008, 07:18 PM
 
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STATUE

my friend call me on the phone
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Old 11-25-2008, 07:20 PM
 
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STATUE

my friend called me the other day on the phone, and i say hey man is STATUE.
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Old 11-25-2008, 07:22 PM
 
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PINK

when i was little i drop my candy on the ground and my mom told me to PINK it up and eat it
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