The 2008 election is over! Chuck Norris supports Huckabee (vote, security, campaign)

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Yup I said it. This election is all over at this point. Chuck Norris just supported Mike Huckabee. All of the other contestants might as well just throw in the towel now.


YouTube - HuckChuckFacts

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Top 10 Chuck Norris Facts:

1.Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills People.

2. There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.

3. Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

4. The chief export of Chuck Norris is Pain.

5. There is no chin under Chuck Norris' Beard. There is only another fist.

6. Chuck Norris has two speeds. Walk, and Kill.

7. The leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart Disease 2. Chuck Norris 3. Cancer

8. Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.

9. Chuck Norris is my Homeboy.

10. Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting.... CHUCK NORRIS GOES KILLING

[jak88]

Huckabee is a pro amnesty *******. So no.

[Lucidus]

My favorite Chuck Norris fact:

Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer; too bad he never cries.

But Chuck be damned, I will not vote for the Huck. Huck seems to be a nanny state do-gooder, not really what I want in a candidate.

[TXboomerang]

Only Chuck Norris can prevent forest fires.

When the boogeyman goes to bed every night, he checks his closet and under his bed for Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris counted to infinity, twice.

The running of the bulls in Spain occurs when the bulls see Chuck Norris and run.

[TXboomerang]

Chuck Norris is the only person to defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.

[Nea1]

Originally Posted by jak88

Huckabee is a pro amnesty *******. So no.

I am with you on this.

Who isnt that is not a front runner? Scary.

[Magnulus]

I can't believe Mike Hucakabee took a silly internet meme and tried to make a campaign commercial about it. Who the hell is he appealing to? The under-35 crowd that would "get" this stuff tends to not vote for social conservatives anyways, they'd probably more likely vote for Giuliani if they are Republican.

[LauraC]

I think it was an enjoyable funny ad but I'm not voting for Huckabee because of immigration, taxes and national security...but not necessarily in that order.

[MiamiRob]

god this should be an endorsement of the death after anyone who's had to sit through an episode of Walker Texas Ranger!