Can we try to imagine if today belonged to Hillary? (Al Gore, wage)

[snowmountains]

What would it be like if Hillary won the election? What would the inauguration be like? What would she say and do today?

[BobNJ1960]

Originally Posted by snowmountains

What would it be like if Hillary won the election? What would the inauguration be like? What would she say and do today?

Saul Alinsky would have sworn her in, no doubt.

[EA]

I'd be packing my bags and planning my move to Australia.

I still plan to move, but in a few years. If Hillary won, I'd move now.

[Mrs. Skeffington]

There wouldn't be a celebration going on at my house, and I wouldn't have so many people interested in this forum, watching me post. Maybe some of them will join?

[snowmountains]

I think Huma would be surrounding her with Bill and Chelsea. Hillary's speech will be full of big mouthed laughs, ha ha ha, I am the president! At last!

What would be her first executive order? More troops in Syria, maybe?

[hitpausebutton2]

im still wiping all the BS off my tv screen. That women told and still tell so many lies she cant keep up with it.

[juneaubound]

Originally Posted by snowmountains

What would it be like if Hillary won the election? What would the inauguration be like? What would she say and do today?

What color pant suit would she wear to the balls? Would she do her wide-open-mouth-laugh and kiss the air when she greets her friends? Would she add hot sauce to her post-inauguration luncheon? Would gay pride flags be flying and guys dressed like girls be shaking their groove thing during the parade? Would she do her finger-point into the audience when she sees her make-believe friends? Would Madonna be giving the ball guests BJ's under the table in the back of the room? Would Bill keep his hands off the guests or would he have to duck flying lamps when Madame President caught him misbehaving with the help?

I know.........I'm going low. But sometimes its fun.

[NCN]

If Hillary had won, the day would not have been for the American taxpayer. It would have been for the elites and the American tax user and illegals.

[cachibatches]

In Hillary's own words: "What differance does it make now?"

Hillary put in what is hopefully her last public appearance to show her sour face while letting us know that she isn't sour. "I will survive" or something. Now she can slink off back to the bar with Al Gore, where they can take double shots of bourbon and talk about the time they were almost president until her health goes in its last downward spiral and she goes to join her sisters, the Wicked Witches of the East and West.

What the hell, I'll play. She would stand up there and make a two and a half hour speech, which would be two hours and twenty nine minutes longer than anyone was listening. Her husband would fall asleep again, and Barrrack Obama would put on a plastic smile, but get caught telling Michelle that she sounds like a deranged substitue teacher. She would spend most of the speech accusing most of America of racism, sexism, homophobia, Islamaphobia, and having phobia against those who commit crimes and refuse to work, god bless them. At some point in the speech, she would use the phrase "and your little dog too."

Afterwords, she would collapse, have to be helped into a car, and the rest of festivities would be cancelled as Rachel Maddow and Chris Matthews tell us that we are sexist for thinking that there is something wrong with her health, and no one would worry about a male candidate who looked like he almost died on state.

We would not see her again for six weeks.

Something like that.

[CapnTrips]

Beyoncé would have shaken her booty at last night's concert and Jay Z would have sang something about ho's. The CNN fife and bull**** corps would have marched down Pennsylvania Ave, and illegal aliens working for half minimum wage would have served spirit soup at the coronation ball.