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Just in case you don't get it, I'm obviously making fun of some of the threads we've had lately.
Oh and I should add, the inspiration for this little bit of mockery came from an excellent thread that got buried. If you haven't seen it yet, check it out:
The Obama flea cells, it can now be revealed, were mentored by the socialistic bleeding-heart fragile crying do-gooders at the Chicago Animal Shelter, who militantly and openly and brazenly encourage every kind of animal to co-exist in a single communal facility.
The Obama flea cells, it can now be revealed, were mentored by the socialistic bleeding-heart fragile crying do-gooders at the Chicago Animal Shelter, who militantly and openly and brazenly encourage every kind of animal to live together in a single communal facility.
In a recent poll of New Yorker pet owners the Obama fleas have a 48% favorable rating. The pet owners however think that Senator McCains fleas are stronger in repelling attacks from outside fleas by a 2-1 margin. McCain's fleas received an overall approval rating of 43% and were seen as weaker on issues of off the shelf brand name collars.
In a recent poll of New Yorker pet owners the Obama fleas have a 48% favorable rating. The pet owners however think that Senator McCains fleas are stronger in repelling attacks from outside fleas by a 2-1 margin. McCain's fleas received an overall approval rating of 43% and were seen as weaker on issues of off the shelf brand name collars.
McCain uses Frontline. But Obama has the Advantage.
Oh and I should add, the inspiration for this little bit of mockery came from an excellent thread that got buried. If you haven't seen it yet, check it out:
Recent polls indicate Obama's dog's fleas prefer feeding and jumping in the morning by 58% while McCain's dog's fleas prefer to wait until dusk by a 70-30 margin.
BREAKING NEWS: Fox-YouTube has acquired exclusive never-before-seen video of the Obama Flea training camps.
In this grainy undercover footage, ravenous recruits are spotted feeding and jumping in mass numbers, egged on by feeding, jumping superiors in tiny fringed scarves (an homage to somehow-related political martyr Rachel Ray). In this grisly scene - moms, you may want to remove the little ones from the room for this - a tiny trainee sinks his bayonetlike fangs into a Soros-funded state-of-the-art Golden Lab puppy mannequin. The puncture triggers a yelp of pain, in American-accented English. The unrepentant trainee lifts bloody exo-cheeks and squeaks the camp's rallying cry - what translators have translated as "OBAMABARACKA AKHBAR!"
FIDO operatives believe the bloodthirsty extremists are preparing to launch a covert Howly War.
A source who did not wish to be named out of fear of reprisal quotes Senator Obama: "I am an unrepentant Muslim Elitist sworn to battle the Great Satan to its death by any means necessary. I have all of foolish white Washington fooled, and the little guys' cries of truth will never be heard once I unleash my leaping armies upon their cuddly pets. LOL. P.S.: Bwahahaaa."
Last edited by delusianne; 05-30-2008 at 01:10 PM..
Reason: Obama quote just in
In other news disturbing trends mostly reprorted on Blogs hav uncuvered a vast conspiracy to keep underground the mad rantings of the spiritual flea advisor. This flea has been seen in some unconfirmed videos jumping and frothing at what we can only surmise is the unfair treatment due to America's obsession with sprays and 1 month treatments. More to follow as we try to confirm these late braking repurts.
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