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This just in Friday May 30, 2008 18:46
Millions of fleas have begun to gather in anticipation of a ruling that will decide whether Senator Obama's dog will be given a collar pass or Senator Clinton's. (The vaunted collar pass will allow rampant flea-run throughout the White House and it is well known that President Bush's dogs have free run of the place and have starred in their own Movies). The Veterinarian Committee will be entertaining arguments from both sides tomorrow to decide whether sprays or powder can legitimately be used and if one dog has received an advantage by user weaker products causing some of the other fleas to feel disenfranchised. When asked for comment Senator Obama's spoke'sFlea stated "they didn't allow use of full strength sprays and powder 4 years ago and we see no reason to deviate this time around, We're perfectly happy with the ineffective collars in place at the present time".
Late breaking news, no Major details yet, female flea feels the entire election has been orchestrated and has professed to be immensely upset. In an effort to hijack the media, she will be releasing further comments. Speculators are wondering if it has something to do with a failed campaign years ago to get flea shampoo off the market. "We all remember how that went," said a flea speaking under cover of anonymity as he was unauthorized to speak for the campaign.
IMPORTANT NEWSFLASH!!!!!!!!! How can we possibly vote for that looney toones Barrack Hussein Nobama?
Check out this importnant research study, now we know teh truth. His dog has more fleas than McCain's dog, itt's been proved again and agian.
This proves he hates our Countrey. He wants to tear it down and destroy any protection we have against fleas. And where do fleas come from, the Muslinms. That's why Nobama has so many. And so does Michelle. We can;t alloow him to destory our Countrey.
hahaha, most will understand they are being mocked, but won't understand it's really how they really look.
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