First,
...since B. Hussein Obama is a Muslim and not a Christian, will he sear in on the Koran? Will he wear that real cool turban and robe? Hey! Will they install some minarets on the capitol building? KEWL! I can hear the call to prayers now...."Alaaahahahahahah Ahahahakakabararara....."
And once in, who will he pick for cabinet ministers/commissars?
.....hummm.....one wonders.
How about...
Bill Aiers...(Errs?)...Peoples commissar for children's education and revolutionary development.
Maxine Waters.....Peoples commissar for energy assets seizure and reallocation.
Bill Klinton.....Peoples minister of drugs and fashion adviser to the young womens communist league of AmeriKa.
Marion Barry....Assistant commissar to the minister of drugs...and chief minister of the all peoples great youth revolutionary thought progressive committee for social development on the banishment of western thought and the minister of rehabilitation.
The Right Reverend Jessy Jackson......Peoples commissar for accuracy in public speaking, and chief adviser to the Peoples marriage fidelity counseling committee.
The Right Honorable Reverend Jeremiah Wright....Peoples minister of race relations and housing redistribution.
Hillary ROD-Ham Klinton......Supreme peoples court justice and chief of the young womens communist league of AmeriKa.
Mike Tyson....Peoples minister for sports-persons-ship and the chief of the peoples monetary reserve.
Don King....Peoples minister of oversight for the Minister of Sport and Peoples monetary reserve.....
Harry Reid....Minister of the all great peoples national space and value added tax reserve board of watchfulness and committee on peoples movement and welfare.
Angela Davis....Peoples Commissar for the ministry of political correctness...enforcement committee.
Jerry Brown.....Peoples minister of total consciousness and logistics.
Willy Brown.....Peoples minister for sex education and fashion.
Al Davis......Peoples ambassador to Russia.
Susan Sarandon.....The peoples minister for quality entertainment and subliminal reality.
Barny Frank.....The peoples minister for disease abatement and personal cleanliness.
Nancy Pelosi....The minister of the great peoples defense central committee.
...and the list goes on and on.....