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I'm thinking that you frightened her as$ off with this lil gem: "the ones that are so flat they don't even need to sit and stretch cheeks apart to take a dump"
Well, the OP's desire was to get rid of the expanding ass, so, problem solved?
Possibly. But trust me, I've seen some of those flat bottomed cheeks every day in the streets and it's scary
Its difficult to determine which is worse - the flat bottomed spatuala a$$ed butts or the saggy flabby droopy butts that hang so low they sweep up behind themselves when they move.
Its difficult to determine which is worse - the flat bottomed spatuala a$$ed butts or the saggy flabby droopy butts that hang so low they sweep up behind themselves when they move.
You should write a book on 'The Art of the Ass.'
These descriptive words are telling of the depth of your appreciation and expertise.
Its difficult to determine which is worse - the flat bottomed spatuala a$$ed butts or the saggy flabby droopy butts that hang so low they sweep up behind themselves when they move.
Am with you on that, Lao. LOL. Both extremes are equally scary.
If I am the co-author, this book will have pictures ONLY
LOL. I'll provide the pics, Antlered will take care of the captions and the A$$ Master himself Lucario will write the Preface. Its sure to be a Best Seller.
Trim butts?? You mean like the ones that are so flat they don't even need to sit and stretch cheeks apart to take a dump
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Originally Posted by LaoTzuMindFu
Yes we do Antlered, yes we do. Butt, we do not like wide flat butts. Nor do we like flabby butts.
I dont think that 5' 5" and 145 lbs is all too bad. It depends on how she is put together, but it is definitely not fat.
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Originally Posted by Antlered Chamataka
Possibly. But trust me, I've seen some of those flat bottomed cheeks every day in the streets and it's scary
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its all about girls in yoga pants, its almost like the wonder bra for a$$. The scary thing is if they arent wearing them, the booty dissapears
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Originally Posted by LaoTzuMindFu
Its difficult to determine which is worse - the flat bottomed spatuala a$$ed butts or the saggy flabby droopy butts that hang so low they sweep up behind themselves when they move.
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Originally Posted by JohnHAdams
You should write a book on 'The Art of the Ass.'
These descriptive words are telling of the depth of your appreciation and expertise.
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Originally Posted by Antlered Chamataka
Am with you on that, Lao. LOL. Both extremes are equally scary.
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Originally Posted by JohnHAdams
You would be the co-author of 'The Art of the Ass.'
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Originally Posted by Antlered Chamataka
If I am the co-author, this book will have pictures ONLY
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Originally Posted by LaoTzuMindFu
LOL. I'll provide the pics, Antlered will take care of the captions and the A$$ Master himself Lucario will write the Preface. Its sure to be a Best Seller.
Really, guys, really?
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