Men, would you wrestle a female? (routine, personal, great)

[caligirlz]

adi is posting, just not in this topic. All is well.

[G-fused]

Originally Posted by jerry123jerry

I am serious i have never wrestle but would like to try it my fantasy is wrestle a female her in her birthday suit and me in mind but if that cant happen we both can be in our underwear. I have zero trauing in the sport.

Holy cr@p dude, chill out ya weirdo. Look, fantasies are great but stop making my thread sound like some wacko pit for wacko's.

This was mostly serious but I knew there may be some joking, I could have went either way with it (and the thread did go both ways, to my delight!).

I'll help you out Jerr Bear. Just post an ad on Craigslist and all your fantasies can come to life. Even in TN, just pay her with whiskey from the stil in your basement bathtub.

Have a blast bro.

[Adi from the Brunswicks]

I will wrestle women in professional settings (and intensively if she threatens my manhood). But for street fights, come on.

[G-fused]

Originally Posted by Adi from the Brunswicks

if she threatens my manhood

You mean if she calls you a salad eater? Or makes you sit on the toilet to pee? Or tells you that you can't satisfy her sexually?

[G-fused]

I'm happy to report that this post right here is the 99th post of this thread. The very next poster will get it to 100!

First prize: I'll let you wrestle my mom.

Best of luck to all of you.

[caligirlz]

Originally Posted by G-fused

You mean if she calls you a salad eater? Or makes you sit on the toilet to pee?

thanks for the laugh of the night

[Mandalorian]

Well, I weigh 160 lbs and I really don't want to put my hands all over a girl that weighs that much, so forefit.

Now, if she was 120lbs, I'd say let's do it ancient greek style.

[jeepman91919]

I am 6ft 2in, I weigh 324 lbs with 8.5% body fat. Show me a woman who thinks she can wrestle me and win. If her doctor signs off that it's safe, then I'll wrestler her. That day will never come, I am 99.99998987898% certain.

[Mandalorian]

Originally Posted by jeepman91919

I am 6ft 2in, I weigh 324 lbs with 8.5% body fat. .

Captain America! Welcome to the internet!

[houstan-dan]

Originally Posted by jeepman91919

I am 6ft 2in, I weigh 324 lbs with 8.5% body fat. Show me a woman who thinks she can wrestle me and win. If her doctor signs off that it's safe, then I'll wrestler her. That day will never come, I am 99.99998987898% certain.

I think you mean 28.5%. Unless you are a top level Olympian bodybuilder there's no chance your height, weight, and BF are all correct hahaha. Phil Heath is probably like 290lbs and around 12% in the offseason.