Having to fart during a massage? (body, normal, sleep, days)

[Robhu]

Put the beans in the pot with the little eyes pointed UP when you drop them in.
That way you will belch instead of fart.

[Huckleberry3911948]

it does not come up. i dont do the massage thing. i dont like strangers touching me.

[AliceT]

I have a flatulence problem and am now comfortable with stepping outside when visiting a friend or dining out, to pass gas. I know mine are always deadly, so would never consider letting that linger in any bathroom.

During a massage, though simply excuse yourself and let the gas pass in the powder room.

[JonathanLB]

Originally Posted by Huckleberry3911948

it does not come up. i dont do the massage thing. i dont like strangers touching me.

haha, that's how I am too. I just can't do that kind of thing. For physical therapy once because of an injury had a few sessions to work out my shoulder, but I told him that's it, you focus on the shoulder only, nothing more.

[jimmyP]

Swallow it.

[CA central coast]

Thanks for the replies everyone.

[dubthang]

My gf is a massage therapist. Just let 'er rip. That way she will have an entertaining story to tell me later.

[Stratford, Ct. Resident]

Originally Posted by dubthang

My gf is a massage therapist. Just let 'er rip. That way she will have an entertaining story to tell me later.

That's rotten, man.

[RangerDuke08]

LOL! Funniest thread ever, you guys have a lil too much time on your hands.

[Theliberalvoice]

Just let it out!