What Casual Looks Say "Old Guy" to You?

[DewDropInn]

The truckers baseball cap that says "Where's my d***** discount?"

T-shirts that say "World's Best Grandpa".

White belts with light blue slacks.

Corvettes parked in the handicapped parking spots.

White-haired men following their wives around WalMart. (She's shopping. He's following 3 steps behind her like Prince Phillip.)

Velcro tabs on their tennis shoes.

He's wearing the sunglasses the optometrist gave him when he had his eyes dilated at his last eye test.

Golf clothing in restaurants.

[hooligan]

Originally Posted by LaoTzuMindFu

Tommy Bahama shirts.

Hey, I like Tommy Bahama and Nat Nast shirts!

[CAVA1990]

Originally Posted by LaoTzuMindFu

That doesnt say "old guy". It says "guy with jail record" or "meth dealer" or even "white dude who is trying to be like a black dude".

Wouldn't that be one with an uncurved bill possibly worn askew?

[Iamthere]

Originally Posted by CAVA1990

Wouldn't that be one with an uncurved bill possibly worn askew?

exactly...I wear a black hat forward at work, no emblem or any kind of advertisement on it....not a crack dealer