Grammy Fashions (look, thin, long)

[Mike from back east]

Too bad that Mr. Blackwell passed away, he'd get a hoot out of this year's fashionistas. I'll do my humble best to fill his mighty shoes.

My comments below are keyed to this set of pix.

Lady Gaga: Planetary map of moons circling Uranus

Britney Spears: Ester Williams swimsuit meets Fredrick's of Hollywood tack-on.

Beyonce: Mae West rides again.

Taylor Swift: Class act. No one dared grab her microphone.

Katy Perry: Goth vixen hostess at Chinese buffet.

Pink: Runner up for class act.

Carrie Underwood: Alabaster vision inspired by Statue of Liberty. Lantern?

Miley Cirus: Stuck in the 60's in a gawd awful go-go dancer Halloween outfit.

Imogene Heap (two photo's): Mary Poppins with bad hair. Pray for a strong wind.

Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi: Wondered in from whatever street she was walking.

Niecy Nash: Graceful, but what's up with that mermaid tail?

Shaila Durcal: A dress for smuggling illegal aliens.

Shir Shomron: Replacing Billy Mays as Orange Glo Poster Child

[yellowsnow]

Most of these are just regrettable.

I read a book not too long ago about how these people are courted and romanced by the designers to wear these outfits. It was quite interesting. I think these folks are so dazed by it all, they lose the ability to look in the mirror and say no, that's just wrong!

[Cunucu Beach]

No wonder the peasants say that Hollywood is out-of-touch with reality. (I include myself as a "peasant".)