[amberamour]

Sharing a giggle, Florida style.

10. The abundance of iguanas, parrots and gators in your neighborhood refuse to work as household appliances like those seen on the Flintstone's.
9. The dog ate your last dartboard picture of Jeb Bush.
8. Your roofing contractor doesn't have enough cash for the platinum Hummer yet, so he is now wearing a tearaway face mask in your likeness and cleaning out ALL your accounts.
7. You spot Pamela Anderson at the beach removing her watch but quickly realize it's your city property tax collector cutting off a surgical bracelet, smiling oddly and looking nothing like her old self.
6. Your cardiologist no longer warns against butter, cheese and ice cream but strongly advises against opening your electric bill.
5. As a hard working 75-year-old bag boy prone to injuries, it's becoming harder and harder to keep the bleeding on your thin-skinned forearms under control.
4. You aren't singing Broadway tunes in the shower anymore but have developed a knack for groaning exactly like hurricane generators, tile cutters and chainsaws.
3. Your wife says she will leave you if you don't stop making that Death Row Killer face as you read the local paper.
2. You're starting to believe that homeless people have it made, baby!
And the Number 1 Reason to Leave Florida...
1. It's your 60th birthday and after losing your new (and newly assessed) home to property tax collectors, use of your car to gas prices and the termination of your job to payroll cuts, your parents still can't convince the staff at their assisting living facility to let you move in as a minor child.

[grammy164]

Very cute!?!
I e-mailed to my Dad. Thought he'd enjoy it too.

[tallrick]

I can't argue with this!!

[carolinajack]

and one more yankee moves in next door--whining about Jeb Bush

yeppers, time to leave

[CITYGIRL]

we just moved here a couples months ago.we are here in miami and i like it here much.people are sophisticated and there are a lot of beautiful places to go and a lots of things you can do you cant be bore....

[tallrick]

If you like Miami you must be new to the United States. Don't worry, if you live there long enough you will grow to hate it!

[CITYGIRL]

Originally Posted by tallrick

If you like Miami you must be new to the United States. Don't worry, if you live there long enough you will grow to hate it!

im been here in us for 3 years now. we been live many defferents kind of places here in us but i like the most here in florida...im sure i like it here and stay here for a longer period of time until we retire...

[Prichard]

1. Jeb Bush is no longer our Governer
2. Too many Yankees don't know how to swim
3. Too many liberals in this State
4. It's more fun to ride motorcycles in ice storms.
5. Not all CLEO's sign off on Form 4's (no, that's not a greencard for illegal aliens)
6. Schools aren't substandard enough to scare away northerners
7. The Hatians don't speak the official language of Spanglish.
8. There is not enough snow in florida for northerners to shovel to keep fit.
9. They now have more single wide trailors in Mississippi than Florida
10. New Yorkers and Californians can't survive on breathing air without 50% Carbonmonoxide.

[spotrod]

10. Hell is cooler.
9. Mesquitos are bigger than birds.
8. You save all year long for tax free week just to buy clothes.
7. You count the # of potholes in the roads while sitting in traffic to keep from getting bored.
6. Your homeowners insurance is more than your mortgage.
5. People tell you to move to FL. then call U-haul, behind your back to get rate quotes on one way moves out of state.
4. Your friends are enjoying their new state while your hanging your St. Christopher cross on your home 4 sale sign for good luck.
3. You still think the lottery helps school education.
2. You feel that squeezing feeling of everyone on top of you.
1. You had it fed up and say it is time to go....just do it baby!~

[amberamour]

Originally Posted by spotrod

10. Hell is cooler.
9. Mesquitos are bigger than birds.
8. You save all year long for tax free week just to buy clothes.
7. You count the # of potholes in the roads while sitting in traffic to keep from getting bored.
6. Your homeowners insurance is more than your mortgage.
5. People tell you to move to FL. then call U-haul, behind your back to get rate quotes on one way moves out of state.
4. Your friends are enjoying their new state while your hanging your St. Christopher cross on your home 4 sale sign for good luck.
3. You still think the lottery helps school education.
2. You feel that squeezing feeling of everyone on top of you.
1. You had it fed up and say it is time to go....just do it baby!~

LOL
Keep 'em comin' and laugh yourself out of a bad mood.
It's Friday. Go have a cool drink.