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Totally food related! (and I never come to this thread!)
Not meant to intrude, just to lighten it up as I pass through
Two muffins were sitting side by side baking in the oven, when one turns and exclaims "oh GOSH I'm so HOT IN HERE!"
- the other muffin turns and goes, "AHHHHH A TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!"
*quietly backs away from the forum*
Peace
Last edited by Marylandkitten; 05-08-2010 at 05:55 PM..
Reason: who spells PEACE wrong... honestly! lol
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Originally Posted by Marylandkitten
Totally food related! (and I never come to this thread!)
Not meant to intrude, just to lighten it up as I pass through
Two muffins were sitting side by side baking in the oven, when one turns and exclaims "oh GOSH I'm so HOT IN HERE!"
- the other muffin turns and goes, "AHHHHH A TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!"
*quietly backs away from the forum*
Peace
Going to send it to all my friends.
The family of tomatoes
A family of three tomatoes were walking downtown one day when the little baby tomato started lagging behind. The big father tomato walks back to the baby tomato, stomps on her, squashing her into a red paste, and says, "Ketchup!"
A mother was preparing pancakes for her sons, Kevin, 5, and Ryan, 3. The boys began to squabble over who would get the first pancake. Their mother saw the opportunity for a moral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He would say, 'Let my brother have the first pancake, I can wait.'" Kevin turned to his younger brother and said, "Ryan, you be Jesus!"
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"AHHHHH A TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!" 
